Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 10:12 PM BSTI am.
Me too and I declare him to be a scoundrel and a vagabond.
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Meanies!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 13 2010, 10:27 PM BSTMeanies!
I have to offset my niceness somewhere, and I think I'm starting to hurt Sooty's stupid feelings.
Should I be worried?
Quote: Gavin @ September 13 2010, 10:25 PM BSTLOL! Nat your avatar pic is mad. Did you enjoy that jam sarnie?
Quote: Ben @ September 13 2010, 9:44 PM BSTI feel judged by everyone!
It's a good job we no longer have the death penalty, in your case.
I fancy some jam on toast now.
Quote: chipolata @ September 13 2010, 10:47 PM BSTI fancy some jam on toast now.
*Waits for someone to reply, 'I fancy making a mess over some girls face.'*
*Realises he in fact just did.*
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 10:32 PM BSTI have to offset my niceness somewhere, and I think I'm starting to hurt Sooty's stupid feelings.
As if.
I've got thicker skin than Kate Price's labia.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 13 2010, 10:37 PM BSTShould I be worried?
No, you're litle a tiny baby kitten that I need to protect. Everyone else should be, though. I can't predict what I'll do..
Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2010, 10:57 PM BSTAs if.
I've got thicker skin than Kate Price's labia.
Ooh is that why your face looks like that? Burn victim was my first guess.
Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2010, 10:57 PM BSTAs if. I've got thicker skin than Kate Price's labia.
BOLLOCKS! You're touchingly vulnerable!
Quote: chipolata @ September 13 2010, 10:47 PM BSTI fancy some lady jam on toast now.
I think they've got a CCTV on the tampon bin in the girls bogs at your work.
(Have I posted anything interesting original in a month or so? Or just these moronic reediting gags.
Probably because I've been focussing on my All Mixes Up script. Which isn't just a collection of politically correct unjokes, that wouldn't amuse an easily amused person who likes bad jokes. And their about disabilities and the BBC blatantly doesn't care about the disabled except that angry bloke with no arms who does kungfu.
Why do I bother?)
Quote: chipolata @ September 13 2010, 11:05 PM BSTBOLLOCKS! You're touchingly vulnerable!
Aw shucks.
You do make me vulnerable when we touch.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 11:03 PM BSTOoh is that why your face looks like that? Burn victim was my first guess.
That'not my face.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 11:03 PM BSTNo, you're litle a tiny baby kitten that I need to protect.
I didn't type that properly. Imagine I didn't add in a made up word.
I actually read that word as 'like' anyway.