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What are you eating? Page 461

I can't talk with my mouthfull..... It's wude.

Laughing out loud

:S

I just munched through Walkers Steak & Onion crisps. Great for getting rid of the taste of spunk.
I may start a website based on the top 10 things to eat after a BJ.
Or I may just throw up for a day & get guidance on how to avoid doing such distasteful things in future. Maybe some stitches in my gob, so that I can barely open my mouth will suffice.

I just finished eating some awesome pasta. It was pork loin and chestnut mushroom penne with a garlicy creme frache sauce. I want more. Piggy piggy piggy.

I am on a bit of a diet (lost 6 pounds since last Monday!). I have just eaten an M&S low cal Chilli and rice - it was surprisingly bloody lovely.

A plate of chinese chicken wings. Nom.

Is your avatar the post chickens wings photo?

Quote: Leevil @ September 13 2010, 6:22 PM BST

Is your avatar the post chickens wings photo?

More likely she's killed and eaten Gummy Bears.
They've had their high adventure that's beyond compare.
No more jumping here and there and everywhere.

They're blood is strawberry jam.

Sootyj has just had a most excelent lamb shwarma the size of his head.

Quote: Charley @ September 5 2010, 4:05 AM BST

I just gobbled a cock. Great for getting rid of the taste of through Walkers Steak & Onion crisps.
I may start a website based on the top 10 things a BJ can get rid of the taste of.
Or I may just throw up for a day & get guidance on how to avoid doing such distasteful things in future. Maybe some stitches in my gob, so that I can barely open my mouth will suffice.

You know a polo mint achieves the same thing.

Quote: Leevil @ September 13 2010, 6:22 PM BST

Is your avatar the post chickens wings photo?

I did wonder if someone would say that!

My avatar is Virpire Nat circa 2007 (I think).

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2010, 6:39 PM BST

More likely she's killed and eaten Gummy Bears.
They've had their high adventure that's beyond compare.
No more jumping here and there and everywhere.

Bouncing here and there and everywhere, actually.

I don't want to get sued by Disney.
He hates Red Sea Pedestrians.

I'm going to go make a slow-roasted vegetable crumble. Never had or done this before, but I"m looking forward to it.

And it's Gummi.

Yeh I aint getting sued by a kike hating head in a jar of ice.

And you ain't fooling me into it.

I just had sausage and chips! Fatoriffic!

Quote: Leevil @ September 13 2010, 6:58 PM BST

I'm going to go make a slow-roasted vegetable crumble. Never had or done this before, but I"m looking forward to it.

Was alright...

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