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Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 12:58 PM BST

Oop not going to restaurant tonight- plans have changed.

You're getting a bumming instead?

Actually, don't answer that.

Quote: DaButt @ September 13 2010, 3:16 PM BST

I'm not sure. I did a lot of work in the yard but I think I probably overdid it when I carried a 60-pound pot of nearly boiling beer up the stairs on my deck.

Ouch - the perils of beer. >_<

Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2010, 3:18 PM BST

You're getting a bumming instead?

:O

Quote: EllieJP @ September 13 2010, 3:21 PM BST

:O

He's a dirty beggar on the sly, innee?

Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2010, 3:18 PM BST

You're getting a bumming instead?

Actually, don't answer that.

:D No, I'm not getting a bumming. That I'm aware of.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 13 2010, 2:30 PM BST

Ooh, look at fecking Bob Crowe! ;)

Laughing out loud

There's a frog in the garden! A FROG!

Quote: Ben @ September 13 2010, 6:35 PM BST

There's a frog in the garden! A FROG!

Is it François Fillon?

Quote: Ben @ September 13 2010, 6:35 PM BST

There's a frog in the garden! A FROG!

Racist!

Quote: Ben @ September 13 2010, 6:35 PM BST

There's a frog in the garden! A FROG!

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Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 13 2010, 3:30 PM BST

:D No, I'm not getting a bumming. That I'm aware of.

You obivously haven't read David Camerons new White Paper.

"Sodo-me Sodom-you? increasing anal sex in the 3rd sector."

Under New Lab unrequested anal intercourse fell by 23%

We Quangos, charities, social buinesses and faith bodies. Most accepted being violently f**ked up the arse by the government.

Don't you know there's a credit crunch on?

William H***e will be coming over to pack my fudge personally tomorrow. It's my patriotic duty!

Quote: DaButt @ September 13 2010, 6:42 PM BST
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Is there anything cute you Texans don't marinade with lead and slam on the BBQ?

I'd like to try frogs' legs.

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2010, 6:43 PM BST

Is there anything cute you Texans don't marinade with lead and slam on the BBQ?

Texans don't eat that crap. Look to our eastern neighbors in Louisiana; the Frenchies brought that "delicacy" over with them.

P.S. Frogs aren't cute.

Quote: Ben @ September 13 2010, 6:46 PM BST

I'd like to try frogs' legs.

Me too. Oddly enough. One day I will try all the meats of the world.

I have like sightly fishy chicken with crisp skin, bones are a nuisance though.

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2010, 6:55 PM BST

sightly fishy chicken with crisp skin

OMGZ! The ultimate meat.

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