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Have you banged anything nice this weekend, Matt?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 12 2010, 9:26 PM BST

She is just sat and won't let me stroke her for long. She's been on and off all our laps but now she is just sad on the floor.

They drive me mad when they won't settle. One of mine today has been arsing about like that. The little f**kwit!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 12 2010, 9:27 PM BST

I'd recommend it.
Nowadays I never have any trouble with doors being left open.
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Is that David Bussell Snr?

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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 12 2010, 9:27 PM BST

She's not even answering to the kssy cat noise.

If she is properly sad, and not just being silly, maybe she should go to the vet?

Our cat doesn't like the new puppy. And the other dog has taken to chasing her up the stairs, whereas he would like to play with her before. Animals!

I dunno if she is just being silly though. She is very silly.

Stick cat in wheelie bin to allowit to realise how lucky it's life is

Now now, soots. That's just paw taste.

Just kitten

Hug

Honosexual sandwich

My tea tonight was awesome. Prosciuto (sp) wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with chorizo and roule cheese, with crushed rosemary potaotoes and mustard sauce. I want to eat it again.

I'm eating Brownies.

Electric?

Sickening. Ate too many.

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