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He hadn't even been at their house, aparently. He'd been staying with their gran about half a mile away.

Awww, that was a nice thing to do.

We've got neighbours moving out today and they will most likely be abandoning their 2 cats. Guess I'll be buying more cat food.

Yayyyy!

How can people do that though. Angry

Maybe they weren't very cute?

Evoloution's a bitch.

Well, the one cat is named Stumpy (missing his tail) and the other is named Butterscotch (and is not the colour of Butterscotch). I think that one got its name because the parents are drunks.

Poor kitties. I like freak pets- I'd love to have a dog with three legs or something.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 12 2010, 12:56 PM BST

Well, the one cat is named Stumpy (missing his tail) and the other is named Butterscotch (and is not the colour of Butterscotch). I think that one got its name because the parents are drunks.

First laugh out loud of the day.

Though surely they would be
"Yatrippedmeyabastard." and "GedoffamafaceIaintdead."

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 12 2010, 1:13 PM BST

Poor kitties. I like freak pets- I'd love to have a dog with three legs or something.

Just don't buy one with 4 legs to begin with.

I've been sitting in my office all day writing a very, very boring entry for All Mixed Up, so maybe going a bit squirrely.

Work computer won't even play Spotify or YouTube so have been reduced to Daily Motion.

If I can get a pic of Stumpy I'll post it. He's hard to find though. He's an outdoor cat and I'm certain he's had extensive ninja training.

Quote: sootyj @ September 12 2010, 12:44 PM BST

Dogs are idiots.

Dogs are AmAzInG! They are the most loving things on the planet & show a kindness to all mankind. They are stoopid though agreed.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 12 2010, 1:13 PM BST

Poor kitties. I like freak pets- I'd love to have a dog with three legs or something.

Buy a 4 legged one & cut a leg off.

Hey nothing with being an idiot, I'm an idiot and it's only improved my life.

Quote: Charley @ September 12 2010, 1:21 PM BST

Buy a 4 legged one & cut a leg off.

Oi no bogarting the Soots jokes!

Ben is logging off.

Quote: Ben @ September 12 2010, 2:13 PM BST

Ben is logging off.

Didn't know you were on.

Farewell my friend.

Just watched a fascinating documentary about the Kensington Runestone, the Knights Templar, and expeditions to America in the 1300s.

I love a good historical mystery.

Quote: Aaron @ September 12 2010, 2:38 PM BST

Just watched a fascinating documentary about the Kensington Runestone, the Knights Templar, and expeditions to America in the 1300s.

I love a good historical mystery.

Sounds like pulling teeth.

Each to their own I suppose.

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