I got a shock today when I realised it was september the 11th.. I suddenly got a bad taste in my mouth.. The milk for my cereal said 10th..
Some one Liners Page 3
could work needs to be a bit sharper
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ September 11 2010, 5:02 PM BSTI got a shock today when I realised it was september the 11th.. I suddenly got a bad taste in my mouth.. The milk for my cereal said 10th..
I like it but maybe would work better as something like:
"I was shocked to find out it was September 11th. I got a sick feeling deep in my stomach. The milk on my cereal said the 10th"
Haha Yeah that's good, I know it needs a change around... I just thought of it while watching the news 
Most of these are clumsily worded, but I think you're onto a winner with the Churchill one.
Thanks man a lot of people seem to like that, I was just being stupid at school when I made that up Haha! Any ideas on how to reword some of the others? Id appreciate it!
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ September 11 2010, 1:05 PM BSTOh well I know I made my version up I don't know who those comedians are!
God this comment makes me feel old...
Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, they were a hugely successful TV double act in the 80s/90s and previously part of the "Not The Nine O'Clock News" team.
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ September 11 2010, 5:02 PM BSTI got a shock today when I realised it was september the 11th.. I suddenly got a bad taste in my mouth.. The milk for my cereal said 10th..
Don't like this but I did like the facebook/Luton one in your first post, 
what do you get if you crossbreed a kangaroo with a sheep?
an asbo that stops you from going to the petting zoo
i woke up the other day with really swollen eyes and my dad said wow you look like you've been 10 rounds with mike Tyson. I said why whats happened to my ear