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Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital? A: The ultrasound people.
David O'Doherty at the Gilded Balloon
FTW. YMMV
... Eh?
Riiight. Still, the joke doesn't make sense.
Anyway, Wikipedia may know everything, but everything that Wikipedia knows, isn't necessarily correct. 
Quote: Aaron @ November 16, 2007, 3:14 PMRiiight. Still, the joke doesn't make sense.
I got it. They are ultra sound man!
Sound!
You know. Like what Bez would say from the Happy Mondays.
ie, it's some kind of Northern thing.
Yeah, must be. 'Cos I still can't make the link, even though Nuts has tried to explain. Must be some odd colloquialism or summink with which I am not familiar.