Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2010, 12:18 PM BSTEllie went to a burlesque show last night and saw nippple tassles in action for the very first time!
will you be putting on a show yourself?
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2010, 12:18 PM BSTEllie went to a burlesque show last night and saw nippple tassles in action for the very first time!
Maybe a Kinky Bootcamp?
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2010, 12:18 PM BSTEllie went to a burlesque show last night and saw nippple tassles in action for the very first time!
My high school boyfriend's grandmother was a Rockette and later a burlesque dancer. She told me that getting the tassels going in the same direction depends totally on your hips and shoulders. One of my most favourite pieces of trivial knowledge.
That said, my giblets start school today!!!!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 9 2010, 12:07 PM BSTHow come?
Not a clue. It certainly hasn't been helped by the fact that I FOUND A DEAD CATERPILLAR IN MY SALAD NICOISE.
I do have a new gig though. Need whole new material by November 12th. Easy peasy.
Are you not going to keep any of your first set?
uurgh @ Caterpillar
Women downstairs was telling us how she saw a Mouse jump out of her rarely used laptop bag at work.
When she opened the bag there was a nest with baby pink Mice in.
Luvverly
Too much comedy on at 10pm tonight. I can't record everything!!! 
*waits for Sunshine to wax lyrical about his bloody V+ box*
Doh!
I'm out tonight.
Whats the Comedy then?
Anything new?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 9 2010, 1:44 PM BSTAre you not going to keep any of your first set?
uurgh @ Caterpillar
Women downstairs was telling us how she saw a Mouse jump out of her rarely used laptop bag at work.
When she opened the bag there was a nest with baby pink Mice in.Luvverly
I would like to keep about half of my first set but really it's a new material night, so that's a bit cheeky. I will see what she says.
I would be delighted to find a bag of baby mice 
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 9 2010, 1:44 PM BSTWomen downstairs was telling us how she saw a Mouse jump out of her rarely used laptop bag at work.
When she opened the bag there was a nest with baby pink Mice in.Luvverly
Awwww!
*Crunch under size 9 doc martin*
Size 9? That's practically a lady sized foot.
I am a human man!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 9 2010, 2:04 PM BST
I am a human man!
Sub-human at best.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 9 2010, 2:07 PM BSTSub-human at best.
What have I done!
*goes to special corner*