A short piece that I want to use in a satirical piece somewhere about current events around the 2030s: comments?
"Meanwhile, in the White House, Madame President Sarah Palin ordered the White House to be painted in red and blue as well. In a spirit of ultrapatriotism, the West Wing was painted red and the East Wing was painted blue. When the media finally pointed out after Palin's refusal to read any newspapers for the next two weeks that the White House actually resembled the national flag of France, the painters were stoned to death in fear that they would turn into German National Socialists."