I wish. 
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Quote: Marc P @ September 8 2010, 10:18 AM BSTThe new one would make a good film I reckon.
Writer, Director, will you be singing the theme tune as well?
Quote: bigfella @ September 8 2010, 10:26 AM BSTWriter, Director, will you be singing the theme tune as well?
Just playing the Guitar, Lee will actually do the vocals but I'll pretend it is me.
Quote: bigfella @ September 8 2010, 10:26 AM BSTWriter, Director, will you be singing the theme tune as well?
You missed out Video Editor too
Ellie has just bought some sexy lipstick to wear to the Burlesque evening she's going to later.
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Going out to buy some screws.
Is it grey to match the nail varnish?
Quote: zooo @ September 8 2010, 3:05 PM BSTIs it grey to match the nail varnish?
Nope, hot pink!
Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2010, 3:08 PM BSTNope, hot pink!
I've got something that's hot and pink...
Quote: Marc P @ September 8 2010, 10:18 AM BSTThe new one would make a good film I reckon.
Can I play Jack Delaney? My oirish is better than Tom Cruise's to be sure!
PS. Did you know that neither of your books have a Wiki page. What's the craic?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2010, 3:12 PM BSTI've got something that's hot and pink...
Nail varnish?
Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2010, 3:08 PM BSTNope, hot pink!
Phew!
Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2010, 3:16 PM BSTNail varnish?
Nope, I refer, of course, to my tiny, crumpled penis.
Why is it so crumpled? Do you need to iron out the wrinkles?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2010, 3:17 PM BSTNope, I refer, of course, to my tiny, crumpled penis.
Just once I'd like to get through a day without you referring to your tiny crumpled penis.