Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 8 2010, 1:56 PM BSTI hope I never find myself in a situation where I have to make such a choice.
If you start gardening you'll learn to love horse poo.
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Quote: Nogget @ September 8 2010, 2:09 PM BSTIf you start gardening you'll learn to love horse poo.
Why don't you become a vegan and recycle your cack on your begonias then? You've got a ready made muckspreader right there in your y-fronts.
Quote: Lee Henman @ September 8 2010, 2:15 PM BSTWhy don't you become a vegan and recycle your cack on your begonias then? You've got a ready made muckspreader right there in your y-fronts.
True; what is your point?
Quote: Nogget @ September 8 2010, 2:20 PM BSTTrue; what is your point?
No point really. I just wanted to say "cack" and "muckspreader".
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 8 2010, 2:01 PM BSTYou're all poo loving perverts. So why not check out my website where I sell my tods? Give me 2 days notice and I can change my diet to give you the colour and texture that you the poo demanding consumer demands.
Currently we have a reduction on our beetroot red firm torpedoes.
All my waste products come wrapped with a ribbon. Or for the less solid ones in a lovely chenille bag.
All products come with a poloroid of said 2 bob bit being produced. With me doing a Brucie. And a big red kiss.
You should take that to Dragon's Den Theo Pa-fecese would love it.
Quote: sootyj @ September 8 2010, 2:41 PM BSTYou should take that to Dragon's Den Theo Pa-fecese would love it.
Or Dung-can Bannatyne.
Quote: Lee Henman @ September 8 2010, 1:54 AM BSTSounds great. I live in a stable and the only poop-flinging contraption they use is my God given right arm with I which I can hurl my plops over my house, which is also a cycle path and a school run. The amount of nuns arriving at the local covnet each morning with their habits covered in my shit would amaze you.
Again, grrr.
Well if anyone wanders what Dave Cameron means by the big society there you have it!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2010, 2:44 PM BSTOr Dung-can Bannatyne.
But not Deborah Peed-on?
Sooty, I had beetroot for lunch today- I'll have it with you by Monday (allowing for weekend post).
Quote: sootyj @ September 8 2010, 2:45 PM BSTPoo! Poo!Yum yum yum!
Freshly squeezed from a horse's bum
I collect it all from coast to coast
And spread it thick on buttered toast
And then I suck on a farmer's welly
To get that dung inside my belly
Poo! Poo! Yummy yum yum,
Yum yum yum inside my tum.
You're a sick man, Sooty. A sick, sick man.
Quote: Will Cam @ September 8 2010, 1:46 PM BSTA simple answer as to why there is very little legislation relating to horses (including pooing on the street) could be that at one time only the landed gentry (who made the laws) had horses. If the landed gentry owned all the chavs, we probably wouldn't have ASBOs.
An even simpler answer is that horse poo used to be regarded as a valuable 'free' resource and wouldn't stay in the street long before ordinary folk collected it with a bucket & shovel for use as vegetable-plot fertilizer.
Quote: Lee Henman @ September 8 2010, 2:38 PM BSTNo point really. I just wanted to say "cack" and "muckspreader".
If you're havin' bowel problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but having a dump ain't one
[Verse One]
I got the crap patrol on the scat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my arseholes's closed
Rap critics they say he's "shit on his clothes"
I'm gobble poop stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with 2 holes in ya asshole
You'd be celebrating the minute you was squeezing dough
I'm like f**k critics you can't eat my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got my queef on radio I've got a fanny trained to blow
They don't get my hits cos I don't give out shit SO
[Chorus X3]
By DJ master S H I T aka Lee Henman
Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 8 2010, 1:56 PM BSTI hope I never find myself in a situation where I have to make such a choice.
"Do I watch a JunkMales sketch, or a BussellStottCreepyOne one?"
Circular motion has always been a little confusing.
and they make a bigger splash