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Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 7 2010, 6:50 PM BST

Aaron hates northerners; when I told him I was originally from Carlisle he got so angry Zooo 'walked into a door'.

Ew Carlisle :P

Quote: Charley @ September 7 2010, 6:50 PM BST

Here is a pic of her.................. >_<

No.. that's not regular anal, no purse strings.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 7 2010, 6:50 PM BST

Aaron hates

That about sums him up.

Quote: Marc P @ September 7 2010, 7:00 PM BST

No.. that's not regular anal, no purse strings,

Laughing out loud

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 7 2010, 6:50 PM BST

Aaron hates northerners; when I told him I was originally from Carlisle he got so angry Zooo 'walked into a door'.

You made me do a lol.

Oh, zooo, I can't wait to meet you for the third time!

Third?

Yes. After second, but before fourth. JESUS!

Quote: Ben @ September 7 2010, 7:24 PM BST

Yes. After second, but before fourth. JESUS!

Are you talking about her Third Coming?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 7 2010, 6:55 PM BST

Ew Carlisle :P

Yup, Cumbria, the good side of the far north!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 7 2010, 7:42 PM BST

Yup, Cumbria, the good side of the far north!

Why do they call it Cumbria?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 7 2010, 7:42 PM BST

Yup, Cumbria, the good side of the far north!

Yeah maybe Cumbria countryside where you can't run into the locals :D Newcastle is way better than Carlisle. I'll fight you to prove it (though technically I'm from the scumhole of Middlesbrough)!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 7 2010, 7:48 PM BST

Yeah maybe Cumbria countryside where you can't run into the locals :D Newcastle is way better than Carlisle. I'll fight you to prove it (though technically I'm from the scumhole of Middlesbrough)!

I think I've told this story on here before, but the only time I stayed overnight in Newcastle, I looked out the window to find a burning car rolling down the road, with a couple of young boys hitting it with tree branches.

I made it. There and back again.

Quote: Ben @ September 7 2010, 7:47 PM BST

Why do they call it Cumbria?

Why do they call it Cockermouth? Or Cummersdale? (Lived in both)

So people can go 'pff-heh-heh' when you tell them.

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