Quote: zooo @ September 7 2010, 2:42 PM BSTIt's easier than carrying a bag with you.
Didn't you even get up there at one point?
Things that baffle you Page 6
We all need a nap sometimes.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 7 2010, 2:43 PM BST
I'm shocked, dismayed and not a little curious 
Quote: zooo @ September 7 2010, 2:51 PM BSTWe all need a nap sometimes.
Bet it's warm.
Quote: Nogget @ September 7 2010, 2:30 PM BSTThere's far too many TV programmes and websites out there to 'empower' the consumer, and none to defend the seller.
Exactly. These only serve to make the customer over-sensitive.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 7 2010, 2:00 PM BSTAND I worked in a fecking phone shop where customers are the worst.
That's bollocks!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 7 2010, 1:38 PM BSTI worked in retail for a few years and was never turned rude
Well, quite.
I am for ever baffled by the way a man can NOT wipe the side after making a cup of tea. WHY?
I also hate the way that if a car is going to get shat on by a terradactyl, it is always my car that gets it.
Vile.
Quote: Charley @ September 7 2010, 6:40 PM BSTI am for ever baffled by the way a man can NOT wipe the side after making a cup of tea. WHY?
I also hate the way that if a car is going to get shat on by a terradactyl, it is always my car that gets it.
Vile.
You must attract them!
And surely it's worse when there's lipstick on the side of the cup - or is that what you're getting at?
Quote: Charley @ September 7 2010, 6:40 PM BSTI am for ever baffled by the way a man can NOT wipe the side after making a cup of tea. WHY?
I always wipe the side. I hate tea swilling about.
Quote: Chappers @ September 7 2010, 6:55 PM BSTYou must attract them!
And surely it's worse when there's lipstick on the side of the cup - or is that what you're getting at?
Dave! 
Quote: Charley @ September 7 2010, 7:07 PM BSTDave!
Hello you old tart! 
People who allow their dogs to defecate on the street without picking it up are committing a crime and deserve to be fined. So why is it that when some hoity-toity twat - or indeed a policeman - clip-clops along the street on his huge-arsed horse as gargantuan lumps of shit tumble to the ground with sickening thuds, nobody bats an eyelid?
WHY IS THIS LEGAL? Just because horses eat grass, doesn't mean it's not shit. It is shit. Massive steaming, stinking piles of it that stay there for weeks afterwards, slowly rotting into fetid pools of green corruption.
I hate the argument that horseshit isn't really shit because they only eat plants. Does that mean I could turn vegetarian and legally take a dump on the town hall steps?
Grrr.
Most of the horses I've seen on the streets of the U.S. have some sort of poop-catching contraption connected to their asses. If they don't, there's usually someone close behind with a shovel.
Quote: DaButt @ September 8 2010, 1:26 AM BSTMost of the horses I've seen on the streets of the U.S. have some sort of poop-catching contraption connected to their asses. If they don't, there's usually someone close behind with a shovel.
Sounds great. I live near a stable and the only poop-catching contraption they use is the God damn pavement on the lane behind my house, which is also a cycle path and a school run. The amount of kids arriving at the school gates each morning with their shoes covered in horseshit would amaze you.
Again, grrr. 