Ellie J P Has finally unveiled what has kept narcoleptic agoraphobic neurosurgeons dumfounded for centuries. The insomniac suffering Marlene Dietrich, memorabilia collector and world Sudoko champion, has scientific evidence which proves that not only does lobotomy training create a theatrically insufficient desire to accept misfortune, but it also makes Umbongo (When drank out of disregarded drainpipe) taste like the moisture off of the left side of the cranium. If this evidence is proven correct, not only is the world best glaucoma cleaner going to retire to Trinidad and set up a dolphin sanctuary, all her reports are going to be burnt and the ashes to be placed on her favourite hyacinths, next to her unusually informal shrine to that fat bloke outta Take That. 
Sad EllieJP.
