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Our butcher sells squirrel. I don't fancy it.

Yes but what about the squirrel!

(soft trombone plays tragically in the background)

waaah waaah wwwwwaaaahhh.

Does anyone have an account on the Yorkshire Comedy Forum?

Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2010, 4:16 PM BST

So Bigfella why you going on holiday to Skegness

What the hell you on about now?

I was referring to the women of Skegness as pigs who wear blankets on account of the cold north easterly winds.

Then making a too subtle innuendo that you might wish to join them under said blankets.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 6 2010, 4:55 PM BST

waaah waaah wwwwwaaaahhh.

Does anyone have an account on the Yorkshire Comedy Forum?

A friend asked me to sign

And now I shall.

F**king love Yorkshire, London is a bunch of arse.

Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2010, 7:10 PM BST

I was referring to the women of Skegness as pigs who wear blankets on account of the cold north easterly winds.

Then making a too subtle innuendo that you might wish to join them under said blankets.

Way,way too subtle for me.

I don't believe it.

Puppy is sat watching One Foot in the Grave.

Quote: sootyj @ September 6 2010, 7:10 PM BST

A friend asked me to sign

And now I shall.

F**king love Yorkshire, London is a bunch of arse.

Sign up page is broked, that's why I was asking.

Are you from Yorkshire? I seem to remember you saying something about Hull before.

Ben is disappointed by Chip's return.

A little harsh Ben?

Anyway, what was on the menu this evening?

Quote: bigfella @ September 6 2010, 9:29 PM BST

A little harsh Ben?

He's only saying what you were thinking. You monster.

Quote: bigfella @ September 6 2010, 9:29 PM BST

A little harsh Ben?

Anyway, what was on the menu this evening?

My girlfriend made salmon fillet and cous cous. It was up to my high standards.

What did you have? A boiled egg?

Quote: Ben @ September 6 2010, 9:23 PM BST

Ben is disappointed by Chip's return.

I'll try and win your heart and mind with a saucy new avatar later in the week. Besides, I went away to write my College of Comedy entry which is rather good thank you very much!

Quote: chipolata @ September 6 2010, 9:39 PM BST

Besides, I went away to write my College of Comedy entry which is rather good thank you very much!

Better than Inn mates?

Quote: chipolata @ September 6 2010, 9:39 PM BST

I'll try and win your heart and mind with a saucy new avatar later in the week. Besides, I went away to write my College of Comedy entry which is rather good thank you very much!

That on again, is it?

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