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Paedophilia

My friend asked me yesterday;

'I came out the shower this morning, went into my room to get ready and I never closed the blinds. As I was drying myself, jangling about, I looked out the window and there was a young girl, around 8 years old, staring up at me. Does that make me the paedo or her the peeping Tom ?!'

Your "Friend" ;)

Quote: opium @ September 6 2010, 4:37 PM BST

My friend asked me yesterday;

'I came out the shower this morning, went into my room to get ready and I never closed the blinds. As I was drying myself, jangling about, I looked out the window and there was a young girl, around 8 years old, staring up at me. Does that make me the paedo or her the peeping Tom ?!'

... Don't give up the day job.

We were out as a family on Saturday and we'd been to a family restaurant for a meal. Just as we were reversing the car out of the car park I noticed a cute little girl aged about 2 in a pretty dress laughing in the park.

Now get this. I felt that I had to justify that I wasn't some kind of weirdo before I said I thought she was cute and this was to MY OWN WIFE! We have three children of our own so we obviously know each other pretty well but I hate how I'm made to feel like this just because of the handful sick weirdos there are in the world.

Angry

I raised my kids on my own from the time they were 1 and 2 years old. On more than one occasion a woman would walk up and ask if they were allowed to be with "that man." Angry

Quote: Tuumble @ September 6 2010, 6:31 PM BST

We were out as a family on Saturday and we'd been to a family restaurant for a meal. Just as we were reversing the car out of the car park I noticed a cute little girl aged about 2 in a pretty dress laughing in the park.

Now get this. I felt that I had to justify that I wasn't some kind of weirdo before I said I thought she was cute and this was to MY OWN WIFE! We have three children of our own so we obviously know each other pretty well but I hate how I'm made to feel like this just because of the handful sick weirdos there are in the world.

Angry

You do have that conviction for feeding the ducks down the park...

Without any bread.

I always carry around a photo of piltdown man in lingerie.

Who can be suspicious of a fella fetishising the worlds oldest human?

Quote: DaButt @ September 6 2010, 6:35 PM BST

I raised my kids on my own from the time they were 1 and 2 years old. On more than one occasion a woman would walk up and ask if they were allowed to be with "that man." Angry

People can be so dim

I'd have looked at your son and shrieked

"Eek he's a gerontophile save me!"

Quote: opium @ September 6 2010, 4:37 PM BST

My friend asked me yesterday;

'I came out the shower this morning, went into my room to get ready and I never closed the blinds. As I was drying myself, jangling about, I looked out the window and there was a young girl, around 8 years old, staring up at me. Does that make me the paedo or her the peeping Tom ?!'

Not remotely funny.

Quote: opium @ September 6 2010, 4:37 PM BST

'I came out the shower this morning, went into my room to get ready and I never closed the blinds. As I was drying myself, jangling about, I looked out the window and there was a young girl, around 8 years old, staring up at me. Does that make me the paedo or her the peeping Tom ?!'

It's a nuanced situation. I think it largely depends on whether he f**ked her or not.

What if she f**ked him?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 6 2010, 9:36 PM BST

What if she f**ked him?

I think that counts too.

(this does not constitute legal advice, please consult a laywer before being f**ked by an eight-year-old)

Have any of you ever worked in an environment dealing with child abuse?

Sorry to shout but:

IT'S NOT F*CKING FUNNY !

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 6 2010, 10:00 PM BST

Have any of you ever worked in an environment dealing with child abuse?

Sorry to shout but:

IT'S NOT F*CKING FUNNY !

Question: why the hell are you clicking on a link that says "Paedophilia"?

Let's not get too heated!

We all agree paedophila is bad. But it doesn't mean we can't joke about it. (That is if the jokes are funny...)

Zooo is right. Everything can be funny if it's done well.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 6 2010, 10:17 PM BST

Question: why the hell are you clicking on a link that says "Paedophilia"?

Ask Pete Townsend.

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