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Ben is off to get dressed and go to town!

Quote: sootyj @ September 5 2010, 12:50 PM BST

It was kinda like an episode of Friends featuring Godzilla.

More like Entourage I'd say.

Despite the vacuousness of the characters I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy this as a monster movie. Plus I don't find shaky cam a problem like Stott does, but that's because I'm not a gigantic girl face.

it was a topper of a movie and pleasantly oldfashioned show not tell

mind you it was more like last of the summer wine meets king gidora

Quote: sootyj @ September 5 2010, 1:16 PM BST

it was a topper of a movie and pleasantly oldfashioned show not tell

Until near the end, when the monster kills that guy and you get a big close up on it; wasn't needed, should've just died in the crash instead.

interesting its only a little scene

i kinda liked it, like after all the tease ya get the pudding

but it didnt look very good some of the earlier ideas were way better

Had a great going away party for some neighbors last night. There were copious amounts of beer, barbecued brisket, turkey, sausages and a large American flag cake made from cupcakes. Everything went well until the resident liberal remarked that "Muslims don't really want to kill us" in front of two ex-Marines (one was blown up in Iraq and the other dug dead Marines out of the bombed barracks in Beirut in the 80s.) I saw tears in their eyes before they just walked away and the party folded.

The celebration carries on today with a 3- family grilling of venison and dove taken from the surrounding wilderness by our intrepid hunters.

Quote: DaButt @ September 5 2010, 1:36 PM BST

remarked that "Muslims don't really want to kill us"

Well, they don't ALL want to, do they?

Just what is brisket?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 5 2010, 1:38 PM BST

Well, they don't ALL want to, do they?

Of course not, but he was veering off into "the whole terrorism thing is government propaganda and created by Republicans" territory.

Quote: Aaron @ September 5 2010, 1:42 PM BST

Just what is brisket?

A fleet footed basket?

Quote: Aaron @ September 5 2010, 1:42 PM BST

Just what is brisket?

A tasty cut of beef. If you've ever had corned beef it was probably brisket.

Brisket is traditionally connected with Jewish cuisine here in the States, but in Texas it's the defacto BBQ standard. It's smoked for many hours over low heat and is heavenly when properly prepared.

i did lo when I read about the doves

did pinko mcliberal pop up with his remark out of the blue?

Also why do all republicans have one liberal friend? do you keep them in the cellar like a pulp fiction gimp?

Sooty, please, capitals!

Quote: DaButt @ September 5 2010, 1:36 PM BST

a large American flag cake made from cupcakes.

Jesus.

Wikipedia says that brisket comes from the cow's pectoral muscles, so I'm going to start calling it "cow tits" from now on. Maybe it'll catch on.

Wait a minute - why are a cow's actual tits located so far from its actual chest?

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