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Quote: bigfella @ September 4 2010, 8:59 PM BST

I wouldn't mind, but I hardly ever drink.

It's my fathers fault. And his before him.

Too much diet Coke maybe.

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You need to get on Allopurinol.

You may have to take an anti-informatory alongside it for a couple of months because one of the side effects of Allopurinol is . . gout !

Once your system is in balance though you should never have gout again.

And believe me, I speak from years and years of frequent bouts of the most indescribale pain until I was referred to Dr Ali at the local hospital !

Love him forever !

What are the symptoms of Gout?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 4 2010, 9:27 PM BST

What are the symptoms of Gout?

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Swelling in a joint, commonly big toe, thumb, fingers, knee, elbow.

Very red, very shiny and a pain that I can only describe as like hitting your thumb with a hammer very, very, very hard every five minutes or so for about five days.

And an absolute terror of anyone coming near it !

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 4 2010, 9:27 PM BST

What are the symptoms of Gout?

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Imagine you are walking across a field with lightweight shoes on and ahead of you you see a football so you run up to it and give it a hefty kick.

Then you discover that it wasn't a football but a carved stone ball.

The pain you feel is NEARLY Gout

What gout really feels like is when someone steps on your toe, shortly after you did the above kick.

Billwill is allergic to Allopurinoll and so that option is not available for preventing him from getting gout...

Ben is going to go put a film on and see if he can stay awake through it.

Also, Ben is thinking: Isn't it nice to have the BCG a chipolata free zone? Long may it continue!

I am working Saturday night so this is a good time for the World to end.

Quote: Ben @ September 4 2010, 11:40 PM BST

Also, Ben is thinking: Isn't it nice to have the BCG a chipolata free zone? Long may it continue!

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It are wicked to mock the afflicted. Poor old chip has never been a "full sausage".

I was quite surprised today at the hairdresser there was a man with really long hair having it straightened with GHDs.

Quote: Ben @ September 4 2010, 11:40 PM BST

Ben is going to go put a film on and see if he can stay awake through it.

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I just watched that there 'Cloverfield'. It was . . . . okay. Might have been better if the characters were more interesting. And likable. Not a fan of the shaky camera stuff either, just makes me feel queesy.

It gets six Stotts out of a possible ten.

I've got Cloverfield recorded.
I'm not looking forward to watching it much.

It has its moments. It's not bad, but not great either.

I thought you would all like to know that I had a laproscopy last week. I am full of air & waiting to do a ginormatarian fart.

I might save it up for the meet,

PS. I took my Boo to Whipsnade zoo & met a Ponkey!

I am in Middlesbrough. I slept for 3 and a half hours. I am still drunk.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 5 2010, 9:49 AM BST

I am in Middlesbrough. I slept for 3 and a half hours. I am still drunk.

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You animal, Nat!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 5 2010, 12:20 AM BST

I just watched that there 'Cloverfield'. It was . . . . okay. Might have been better if the characters were more interesting. And likable. Not a fan of the shaky camera stuff either, just makes me feel queesy.

It gets six Stotts out of a possible ten.

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I was rooting for the creature throughout.

It was kinda like an episode of Friends featuring Godzilla.