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Quote: Will Cam @ September 3 2010, 7:53 PM BST

Will Cam has spent 4 hours staining decking and has a blister on his hand and a f**ked back. He is now in bed watching England v Bulgaria. My son's Xbox is causing interference with my picture Angry

*shakes fist* damn kids!

Quote: Gavin @ September 3 2010, 7:55 PM BST

*shakes fist* damn kids!

I was never a kid, I bet none of you were either.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 3 2010, 7:57 PM BST

I was never a kid, I bet none of you were either.

I was built as a personality prototype. You can tell can't you?

Quote: Gavin @ September 3 2010, 7:58 PM BST

I was built as a personality prototype. You can tell can't you?

If you were the prototype, who came after you?

Quote: Will Cam @ September 3 2010, 7:59 PM BST

If you were the prototype, who came after you?

Discontinued unfortunately the model was found to be to untstable and prone to random acts of insanity. Asmall defect in my opinion considering how well we can recite the Nolans.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 3 2010, 7:53 PM BST

Will Cam has spent 4 hours staining decking

I need to stain my deck again but I'm procrastinating. It's tedious work and I have no desire to do it when it's a hundred degrees outside.

It's been a hot day here and the first coat dried quicker than I thought it would. It resisted the second coat so the finish isn't as good as I'd hoped. It was new decking and I actually liked it untreated and natural. My other half decreed otherwise though.

Quote: sootyj @ September 2 2010, 5:56 PM BST

Oi love somebody nicked your boyfriend!

But is anyone up for a slightly more foolish thread? All this discussing actual sitcoms and writing is starting to feel like a comedy obituary.

Soot, haven't seen you over at the unfounded claim about the person above you thread. Can't get more foolish than that. Come on, what you waitin' for.

My health insurance premium just increased 80%. Thanks, Mr. President!

I should amend my last post to qualify the numbers: my health insurance costs just increased 100% over last year.

Thanks, Obama!

It's a shame your insurance company is making you pay for the government supporting them to take on a lot more business. And ultimately more money.

That you blame the government and not those SOBs.

Is why the CEOs earn 9 figure salaries.

Besides the amount you quoted before was incredibly low.

Ben is about get on his bike and go for a quick spin.

I've got gout in my foot again now :(

Uric acid, eh?

Too much cognac, Bigfella?

I wouldn't mind, but I hardly ever drink.

It's my fathers fault. And his before him.

Too much diet Coke maybe.

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