I'm looking for 15 grand to publicise my sleep powered car.
I'm prepared to give away 100% of my equity.
BCG Dragon's Den. Page 3
Ok I'm intrigued. Certainly the current government is ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, and ABOUT TO CRASH SUDDENLY.
So there is a market.
But the bigger question is. Will you f**k Debra Meeden till she cracks a smile?
Talking about cracking Debra Meeden.
My invention, the applause balloon needs £20 to make one and test trade it on ebay.
The Applause Balloon blurb:
'Feeling down in the dumps? Want a quick pick-me-up? Ladies and germs, you need the applause balloon. The applause balloon is similar to an ordinary balloon when you are blowing it up. But, let go at optimum inflation point and the applause balloon's two extended rubbery hands will give you a rapturous standing ovation as it deflates in a random and haphazard manner.'
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2010, 12:48 PM BSTOk I'm intrigued. Certainly the current government is ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, and ABOUT TO CRASH SUDDENLY.
So there is a market.
But the bigger question is. Will you f**k Debra Meeden till she cracks a smile?
I'm afraid I didn't explain everything - I am the joint inventor of the sleep powered car - along with General Motors and BMW and Toyota and the Stig so I will have to consult them first, obviously. But I accept your offer.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 3 2010, 12:55 PM BSTMy invention, the applause balloon needs £20 to make one and test trade it on ebay.
The Applause Balloon blurb:
'Feeling down in the dumps? Want a quick pick-me-up? Ladies and germs, you need the applause balloon. The applause balloon is similar to an ordinary balloon when you are blowing it up. But, let go at optimum inflation point and the applause balloon's two extended rubbery hands will give you a rapturous standing ovation as it deflates in a random and haphazard manner.'
Yes but what's too stop me filling balloons with my own liquid excrement and throwing them at Mothercare?
Well tell me? What's to stop me?
You?
I don't think so,
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 3 2010, 12:55 PM BSTMy invention, the applause balloon needs £20 to make one and test trade it on ebay.
The Applause Balloon blurb:
'Feeling down in the dumps? Want a quick pick-me-up? Ladies and germs, you need the applause balloon. The applause balloon is similar to an ordinary balloon when you are blowing it up. But, let go at optimum inflation point and the applause balloon's two extended rubbery hands will give you a rapturous standing ovation as it deflates in a random and haphazard manner.'
Yes but what's too stop me filling balloons with my own liquid excrement and throwing them at Mothercare?
Well tell me? What's to stop me?
You?
I don't think so,
I've got this mad cap idea. It's a kind of moving room. It's got four wheels, three pedals and is powered by liquified fossils. I call it the 'Rollalongator'. Whatddaya think?
its a great plan roscoff but I'll need aphotocopy of ypur genitals first
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2010, 3:15 PM BSTits a great plan roscoff but I'll need aphotocopy of ypur genitals first
I'll be needing a 50% stake in your equity in that case.
I'm prepared to give you 100% of the money but I only want half a picture of your genitals.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 3 2010, 3:26 PM BSTI'm prepared to give you 100% of the money but I only want half a picture of your genitals.
He's an entrepreneurial genius (I have no idea if that is spelt correctlee)
I'm looking for 16K to start a RAM museum.
Quote: roscoff @ September 3 2010, 3:31 PM BSTHe's an entrepreneurial genius (I have no idea if that is spelt correctlee)
ok I'll settle for a photo of 2 scotch eggs and a saveloy
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 3 2010, 4:43 PM BSTI'm looking for 16K to start a RAM museum.
Can I be part of the RAM pack?