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BCG Dragon's Den. Page 2

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 2 2010, 10:00 PM BST

I quite like the thread.
The business plan is a little sketchy I'll grant you.
But where would we be without a few Entre Pun eurs trying to inject a little life into the forums despite the inevitable opposition.

I'll make you an offer
One Post of support, with more to possibly follow for a 50% stake in this thread.

I could do with the experience of a professional time waster,

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 2 2010, 10:08 PM BST

9/10 new threads close within the first 6 months. Sad really, but what d'you expect when there's a Sunshine thread on every corner? The faceless (moustacheod) giants.

That's my particular field of expertise, I take a thread that's failing, resurrect it & make it less popular than it was in the first place.
I find it much easier than failing from scratch.

Quote: bigfella @ September 2 2010, 10:09 PM BST

Don't forget the 17.5% VAT on this thread either.

Its actually registered as a charity

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 2 2010, 10:18 PM BST

That's my particular field of expertise, I take a thread that's failing, resurrect it & make it less popular than it was in the first place.
I find it much easier than failing from scratch.

:D

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 2 2010, 10:18 PM BST

That's my particular field of expertise, I take a thread that's failing, resurrect it & make it less popular than it was in the first place.
I find it much easier than failing from scratch.

great bought out buy a comedy yupee

this thread soon to be renamed

the ironic bad thread

Soot,

If Sunshine Bannantine will go halves, I'll give you half the lack of interest for 20% of this futile project. I have contacts with time wasters all over the country.

But with your fulltime commitments coming up with rubbish puns, would you really have the time to invest in a completely pointless and unfunny thread?

I believe in the complete and utter failure of the product offered so much that I am willing to take the chance that my shit puns suffer.

That's quite a commitment.

But what about Sunshine?

I mean he's a talented thread hijacker and timewaster.

But he's also a playboy diletante. Who wasted 2 billion pounds last year on moustache wax alone.

At the minute he's sat on 5000 posts and seems to have run out of steam. He's been spending a long time digging up old threads so we may as well shelve this and Steve will exhume it in 2015.

A vibrator you can program with your lover's voice for long trips abroad. I need a startup fee of six million dollars. Actually, make that pounds.

And what percentage of the company would I get?

Fisher Price have been making talking butt plugs shaped like Weebils for years now. How is your product going to improve on this?

Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2010, 11:04 AM BST

And what percentage of the company would I get?

Fisher Price have been making talking butt plugs shaped like Weebils for years now. How is your product going to improve on this?

I withdaw my offer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*trips over and rolls backwards back down the staircase like a mad twat*

Damn, and I was just about to invest.

Chases Bussell down the stairs shouting

"Bring back that talking dildo the moneys on the table!"

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