Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 2 2010, 10:00 PM BSTI quite like the thread.
The business plan is a little sketchy I'll grant you.
But where would we be without a few Entre Pun eurs trying to inject a little life into the forums despite the inevitable opposition.I'll make you an offer
One Post of support, with more to possibly follow for a 50% stake in this thread.
I could do with the experience of a professional time waster,
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 2 2010, 10:08 PM BST9/10 new threads close within the first 6 months. Sad really, but what d'you expect when there's a Sunshine thread on every corner? The faceless (moustacheod) giants.
That's my particular field of expertise, I take a thread that's failing, resurrect it & make it less popular than it was in the first place.
I find it much easier than failing from scratch.
Quote: bigfella @ September 2 2010, 10:09 PM BSTDon't forget the 17.5% VAT on this thread either.
Its actually registered as a charity
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 2 2010, 10:18 PM BSTThat's my particular field of expertise, I take a thread that's failing, resurrect it & make it less popular than it was in the first place.
I find it much easier than failing from scratch.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 2 2010, 10:18 PM BSTThat's my particular field of expertise, I take a thread that's failing, resurrect it & make it less popular than it was in the first place.
I find it much easier than failing from scratch.
great bought out buy a comedy yupee
this thread soon to be renamed
the ironic bad thread
Soot,
If Sunshine Bannantine will go halves, I'll give you half the lack of interest for 20% of this futile project. I have contacts with time wasters all over the country.
But with your fulltime commitments coming up with rubbish puns, would you really have the time to invest in a completely pointless and unfunny thread?
I believe in the complete and utter failure of the product offered so much that I am willing to take the chance that my shit puns suffer.
That's quite a commitment.
But what about Sunshine?
I mean he's a talented thread hijacker and timewaster.
But he's also a playboy diletante. Who wasted 2 billion pounds last year on moustache wax alone.
At the minute he's sat on 5000 posts and seems to have run out of steam. He's been spending a long time digging up old threads so we may as well shelve this and Steve will exhume it in 2015.
A vibrator you can program with your lover's voice for long trips abroad. I need a startup fee of six million dollars. Actually, make that pounds.
And what percentage of the company would I get?
Fisher Price have been making talking butt plugs shaped like Weebils for years now. How is your product going to improve on this?
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2010, 11:04 AM BSTAnd what percentage of the company would I get?
Fisher Price have been making talking butt plugs shaped like Weebils for years now. How is your product going to improve on this?
I withdaw my offer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*trips over and rolls backwards back down the staircase like a mad twat*
Damn, and I was just about to invest.
Chases Bussell down the stairs shouting
"Bring back that talking dildo the moneys on the table!"