Dragon's Den what an ace show. Everyone likes it apart from sex offenders and people who smell of cheese. But it's only for on for 1 hour a week, how does one fill the rest of the time?
With BCG Dragon's Den of course! We take it in turns to bid for idiotic iniventions, lousy business model and other piss poor ideas we may have sunk all of our finances into.
Suggest an amount of (imaginary) money to fund it and what percentage of the (imaginary) business the investor gets.
Then the panel of which ever time wasters have nothing better to do. Decide if they would invest in said business plan. Or more likely just take the piss.
So c'mon you know you want to. What you going to do instead? Rate some moronic BBC3 shitcom that'll be forgotten in a fortnight.
Then who'd be wearing the sticky pants?
And yes I am very, very, very, very, very, bored.
Me first Sootyj's "Punnet of Puns."
Chocolates make you fat, soap is endible and flowers rot. Run out of presents to give your loved one? Not anymore. Why not give your mum, teacher, researcher your f**king on exies whilst claiming your saving on hotel rooms, a punnet of premiu grade puns.
Including "I discharged myself at the hospital," and "Constipated mathemiticians work it out!"
For a mere £250,000 investment you get 5% of the business.
