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I find that a lot of Tofu dishes are improved by omitting the Tofu.

I've just had a scotch egg. It was fine, but I was there'd been a burger in at as well.

Quote: Nogget @ August 16 2010, 1:08 PM BST

I find that a lot of Tofu dishes are improved by omitting the Tofu.

:D

I had some soup with bits of tofu in once. The tofu tasted of nothing.

That's Tofu!

I had a tofu burger on a vacation once...it really did taste like nothing...I was amazed!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 16 2010, 1:59 PM BST

I had a tofu burger on a vacation once.

Sounds like one hell of a vacation.

Yes, quite memorable.

Tofu is the vegetarian equivalent of Jordan (the skanky bitch, not the country).

It's tasteless
Wouldn't be missed if it was blown to shit
Has an unnatural consistency

Shock horror - I've enjoyed vegetarianism so much I've decided to stick with it.

I have decided I will eat meat in social occasions if it will be awkward not to.

Good on you, if it's what you want to do then well done.

One of the best parts of coming to London with work is the office canteen's excellent salad bar. Today I have couscous, shredded red cabbage, beetroot and baby potato salad. £1.30- can't go wrong.

Mmmm, love beetroot. And potato salad!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 1 2010, 12:45 PM BST

Today I have couscous, shredded red cabbage, beetroot and baby potato salad. £1.30- can't go wrong.

Au contraire: you already have.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 1 2010, 12:45 PM BST

One of the best parts of coming to London with work is the office canteen's excellent salad bar. Today I have couscous, shredded red cabbage, beetroot and baby potato salad. £1.30- can't go wrong.

I remember my Mum tried to give me a salad for my tea once. If she wasn't physically larger than me and adept at many different hand to hand combat skills, I would have knocked her on her ass.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 2 2010, 9:29 AM BST

I remember my Mum tried to give me a salad for my tea once. If she wasn't physically larger than me and adept at many different hand to hand combat skills, I would have knocked her on her ass.

Pussy. You want to try eating salad you've grown yourself with your man hands.

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