British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 222

OK, so it's been hotly denied.

But if you saw these two, what would you think?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/01/article-1307900-0AE0634D000005DC-159_468x546.jpg

Hospital parking fees have risen again - Patients walk to chemo.

Don't know who the one on the right is.

Quote: zooo @ September 1 2010, 2:19 PM BST

Don't know who the one on the right is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1307900/William-Hague-denies-relationship-new-adviser-25.html

How's this for a headline!:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100901/twl-woman-dies-while-stuck-in-lover-s-ch-3fd0ae9.html

Oh gawd, 'fluids'?

Not the most intelligent thing for a Dr. to do, really.

Quote: opium @ September 1 2010, 1:33 PM BST

Lady Gaga set to be ordained: http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/pop_gossip/8861/lady-gaga-to-become-minister/

It takes about 5 seconds to be ordained. Anyone can do it for free, but I don't know if it would be valid in the UK. Several of my friends have been "ordained" so that they could perform weddings.

http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 1 2010, 2:47 PM BST

How's this for a headline!:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100901/twl-woman-dies-while-stuck-in-lover-s-ch-3fd0ae9.html

Sick

I love this story. Take that, organised religion !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11113417

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 1 2010, 10:31 PM BST

Take that, organised religion !

Yes, they are rather.

(And no need for that erroneous space.)

The men of that town will be better off without that bunch of pale, chubby strippers.

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Headline of the year:

http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465

Quote: Aaron @ September 1 2010, 10:48 PM BST

Yes, they are rather.

(And no need for that erroneous space.)

I'm sorry, it's force of habit! My ex used to write like that and I picked it up off him. I am trying to change..

Bloody terrible habit!

Aaron, you seem to have gone a bit mental with correct grammar and punctuation. Are we due a visit from Ofcomsite?

Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2010, 11:49 PM BST
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Laughing out loud

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