Which supermarkets don't stock cous cous ? You're shopping in the wrong places.
Things that baffle you Page 3
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 8:47 AM BSTBecause they're dead useful
They're not all that useful. You might sometimes wipe up something you've spilled with some, that's about it, really.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 1 2010, 9:52 AM BSTThey're not all that useful. You might sometimes wipe up something you've spilled with some, that's about it, really.
Which to Sootyj, given his nocturnal habits, is extremely useful.
Quote: Nogget @ September 1 2010, 9:33 AM BSTBut do you actually need a whole aisle of choice, when elsewhere they don't even have one packet of cous cous? Just how does 40 different types of kitchen roll enhance your post-wanking experience?
It's the choice of mop paper that's better than the porn.
Atleast for us cultured wanking afficionados.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 1 2010, 9:57 AM BSTWhich to Sootyj, given his nocturnal habits, is extremely useful.
Fine so I like playing brandy glasses of water with the lights off.
Judge me why don't you?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 1 2010, 9:43 AM BSTWhich supermarkets don't stock cous cous ? You're shopping in the wrong places.
It's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BSTIt's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BSTIt's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.
I will end you.
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BSTIt's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BSTIt's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.
Is that the Isle of Wight Roll?
Quote: Nogget @ September 1 2010, 9:33 AM BSTBut do you actually need a whole aisle of choice, when elsewhere they don't even have one packet of cous cous? Just how does 40 different types of kitchen roll enhance your post-wanking experience?
Who wants cous cous? I dread to think how that enhances your post-wanking experience.
Women. They even baffle themselves.
I get baffled by salespeople.
That Ben, is the idea.
Why have they not been able to invent a toilet that will defeat the floaters?
Quote: roscoff @ September 3 2010, 3:46 PM BSTWhy have they not been able to invent a toilet that will defeat the floaters?
They have - the problem only starts when it's filled with water! Leave the water out and hey presto - no floaters!
Obvioulsy there's a slight downside to this approach - but it certainly ends the age-old nagging problem that begets those with a high-fat-content diet - people like Roscoff.
Quote: roscoff @ September 3 2010, 3:46 PM BSTWhy have they not been able to invent a toilet that will defeat the Floaters?
Hi - my name is Dave and I'm Cancer. Oh no! There's a toilet. Aaaaagh!
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ September 2 2010, 9:59 PM BSTThat Ben, is the idea.
It's not their patter that baffles me. It's how they manage to reach such levels of cretinism.