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Which supermarkets don't stock cous cous ? You're shopping in the wrong places.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 8:47 AM BST

Because they're dead useful

They're not all that useful. You might sometimes wipe up something you've spilled with some, that's about it, really.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 1 2010, 9:52 AM BST

They're not all that useful. You might sometimes wipe up something you've spilled with some, that's about it, really.

Which to Sootyj, given his nocturnal habits, is extremely useful.

Quote: Nogget @ September 1 2010, 9:33 AM BST

But do you actually need a whole aisle of choice, when elsewhere they don't even have one packet of cous cous? Just how does 40 different types of kitchen roll enhance your post-wanking experience?

It's the choice of mop paper that's better than the porn.

Atleast for us cultured wanking afficionados.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 1 2010, 9:57 AM BST

Which to Sootyj, given his nocturnal habits, is extremely useful.

Fine so I like playing brandy glasses of water with the lights off.

Judge me why don't you?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 1 2010, 9:43 AM BST

Which supermarkets don't stock cous cous ? You're shopping in the wrong places.

It's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BST

It's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BST

It's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.

I will end you.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BST

It's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2010, 10:00 AM BST

It's grand that northern supermarkets now have a "down south" isle in the world food departments.

Is that the Isle of Wight Roll?

Quote: Nogget @ September 1 2010, 9:33 AM BST

But do you actually need a whole aisle of choice, when elsewhere they don't even have one packet of cous cous? Just how does 40 different types of kitchen roll enhance your post-wanking experience?

Who wants cous cous? I dread to think how that enhances your post-wanking experience.

Women. They even baffle themselves.

I get baffled by salespeople.

That Ben, is the idea.

Why have they not been able to invent a toilet that will defeat the floaters?

Quote: roscoff @ September 3 2010, 3:46 PM BST

Why have they not been able to invent a toilet that will defeat the floaters?

They have - the problem only starts when it's filled with water! Leave the water out and hey presto - no floaters!

Obvioulsy there's a slight downside to this approach - but it certainly ends the age-old nagging problem that begets those with a high-fat-content diet - people like Roscoff.

Quote: roscoff @ September 3 2010, 3:46 PM BST

Why have they not been able to invent a toilet that will defeat the Floaters?

Hi - my name is Dave and I'm Cancer. Oh no! There's a toilet. Aaaaagh!

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ September 2 2010, 9:59 PM BST

That Ben, is the idea.

It's not their patter that baffles me. It's how they manage to reach such levels of cretinism.

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