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Quote: bigfella @ August 30 2010, 9:43 PM BST

Yeap butthat's the problem they have isn't it Arry won;t do it this year. Champions League and all that. Roy has just gone to Liverpool. So who is left?

Me.

I'm English. Well, Black Country first and foremost.

I could pick 20 or so names and watch them lose with the best of them.

And I wouldn't mind £6m pa for doing, basically, f*ck all.

Where do I sign?

Huh, Wayne Rooney owns a condo in my hometown. Looks like it's right across the street from the site of the seafood restaurant where I had my first job more than 30 years ago. I assume everything is new construction because most of the buildings in the area were destroyed by Hurricane Charley in 2004.

http://tinyurl.com/28flhup

Quote: DaButt @ August 31 2010, 5:00 AM BST

Huh, Wayne Rooney owns a condo in my hometown. Looks like it's right across the street from the site of the seafood restaurant where I had my first job more than 30 years ago. I assume everything is new construction because most of the buildings in the area were destroyed by Hurricane Charley in 2004.

http://tinyurl.com/28flhup

I didn't know she'd visited. I understand that she can blow with the best of them.

Quote: Chappers @ September 1 2010, 1:19 AM BST

I didn't know she'd visited. I understand that she can blow with the best of them.

:O

Some good counter attacking football finished off with a goal!

Why is it we can never hammer a team though?

I don't think Bulgaria are San Marino.

Well I know. But we scored after 3 minutes. And then its been a real struggle. Its as though we get in front and thinkthat's it.

Good victory in the end by the look of it, but Defoe seems to have aggravated his injury.

Is 4 good enough for you?!

Thankfully, Defoe didn't look too injured as he trotted off.

4 is acceptable Ben.

Was good to see Rooney playing well. No goal, but he was involved in all 4. I'm sure he'll break his England drought soon.

Why didn't England play like this in the world cup?

Quote: Ben @ September 4 2010, 8:29 PM BST

Why didn't England play like this in the world cup?

Because England didn't get to play anyone as bad as Bulgaria, perhaps?

Quote: Splodge @ September 4 2010, 10:52 PM BST

Because England didn't get to play anyone as bad as Bulgaria, perhaps?

Slovenia?

Quote: Ben @ September 4 2010, 11:26 PM BST

Slovenia?

Ooh, I'd say Slovenia were a better team than Bulgaria. They actually qualified for the last World Cup for a start.

Bulgaria gave up any right to being called a half decent side when Cyprus also stuck 4 past them in a World Cup qualifier last year.

Cyprus.

And that was a Bulgaria with Berbatov.

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