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At bloody work again. Hope you're enjoying your public holiday!

I have been off for 2 weeks and am into my third. Yippee!!!

Tart.

Then I have a week off at October half term, 2 weeks at Christmas and a week next February half term!!! as I get older I find that I need my holidays booked well in advance to give me something to look forward to.

Bloody Civil Servents.

Did I mention the pension, 6 months sick pay and the free tea and coffee?

I had a meeting with a Government Minister about two years ago. Amazing, they still had a tea lady, and a plate of fruit all wrapped up in cling film.

Was it on Clapham Common Big Fella?

No, the tea lady wouldn't come that far.

DOH.

Do you have a tea lady Will?

Not a tea lady but my girl friday keeps me well lubricated (not an invite for smutty comments!).

Quote: bigfella @ August 30 2010, 8:09 PM BST

I might do that as well, Puppy to look after first thing in a morning.

*You know, I'm sat here trying to write a one hour audio package that I can record and sell at my talks in september and here I am discussing the timing of shaving - time for an enforced break from the internet I think*

Use shaving as a clever euphemism for something.

That way, you can write this discussion of as research and claim it back on tax.

Quote: bigfella @ August 30 2010, 9:01 PM BST

I had a meeting with a Government Minister about two years ago. Amazing, they still had a tea lady, and a plate of fruit all wrapped up in cling film.

Oh go on, which one?

Only a junior minister. Ivan Lewis.

Quote: Will Cam @ August 30 2010, 9:07 PM BST

Not a tea lady but my girl friday keeps me well lubricated (not an invite for smutty comments!).

Do you work on a desert island somewhere?

Quote: bigfella @ August 30 2010, 9:13 PM BST

Only a junior minister. Ivan Lewis.

Do you work on a desert island somewhere?

Yes. I am Robinson Crudesod.

Even though noone asked, I'm sure that you'll be delighted to hear that our chilli nachos were awesome.

Hey Nat, how did the chilli nachos go down?

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