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Things that should be stuck in dustbins. Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2010, 7:46 PM BST

Not cats obviously.

Oh, not even teeny little kitties? They're hardly to going to harm the environment as much as car batteries or tyres!

cats are better than people

At what?

State benefits.

Nick Clegg

Cats get state benefits now? I thought Labour were no longer in power?

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2010, 8:14 PM BST

so which is better set fridge cheese cake or baked curd cheese cake?

I make the best baked New York vanilla cheesecake. So that one.

All this cheescake talk. Mean.

Quote: bigfella @ August 29 2010, 7:47 PM BST

Procrastination

I agree with that...but I won't do it now, I'll do it in the morning...maybe.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 29 2010, 9:43 PM BST

I make the best baked New York vanilla cheesecake. So that one.

yeh but its covereed in cat hair

Quote: bigfella @ August 29 2010, 9:49 PM BST

All this cheescake talk. Mean.

Couldn't you have a teeny bit?

Quote: zooo @ August 29 2010, 9:57 PM BST

Couldn't you have a teeny bit?

Probably.

But best not to fall down that road.

Yes, true.

Here, have a Mini Milk.

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2010, 9:56 PM BST

yeh but its covereed in cat hair

Like all of the clothes I shall ever own :(

I think David Cameron's baby should be stuck in a dustbin so it could have an extra middle name added (Wheelie or Dusty). This may come in handy in the future in industrial relations talks with refuse collectors.

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