British Comedy Guide

Half an hour on TV - your choice

You've been commissioned for no particular reason.
You've got half an hour to fill on Primetime TV.
What would you do with it?

I'd point a jerky single camera at a pile of dog poo in an alleyway as a metaphor for what we've been getting on TV in recent years.

No, wait, two piles of doggydoos, and I'd put a phone line up for viewers to vote on their favourite. I'd make miwyuns and move to LA.

Hardcore lesbian porn featuring nothing but blonde Essex girls.

i always wanted to write tha@last episode of eastendets with a nuclear war and everybody dies

ian beale being hanged for hoarding would be the highlight

Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2010, 10:49 AM BST

ian beale being hanged for hoarding would be the highlight

I think I'd rather see Phil flush his head down the toilet again.

Quote: Ben @ August 28 2010, 10:58 AM BST

I think I'd rather see Phil flush his head down the toilet again. Whilst grant bums him

you gay

The Leevil Show ft. Leevil and his Leevil dancers.

Do the Leevil dancers all wear Leevil masks?

Quote: Leevil @ August 28 2010, 11:38 AM BST

The Leevil Show ft. Leevil and his Leevil dancers.

will it feature sam widges sandwich mascot and herro

Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2010, 10:49 AM BST

i always wanted to write tha@last episode of eastendets with a nuclear war and everybody dies

ian beale being hanged for hoarding would be the highlight

Are you pissed?

no I just wish for things diferent from others

I was referring to your unique grasp of English.

crap sticks still gettong used to phone keyboard

crap sticks still gettong used to phone keyboard

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