British Comedy Guide

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juan kerr is shittily slow at thinking up unfounded claims about bigfella!

sorry guys its all gone tits up!

Juan Kerr is actually Stan Lee, Chairman Emeritus of Marvel Enterprises.

john lucas 101 knows who killed Dr David Kelly

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ August 26 2010, 1:56 PM BST

john lucas 101 knows who killed Dr David Kelly

The Cool Mikado scalds badgers on hot radiators.

David Bussell once f**ked an octopus.

Matthew Stott once owned (and wore) an Octopus costume.

John Lucas lives in an abandoned abattoir, under the carcas bins.

JohnLucas is planning to Carry Chip into the BCG meetup as the band plays "Love lift us up where we belong"

EDIT With Nat Wicks on his shoulders

Steve Sunshine is a grizzly bear.

The 'Q' on Nat Wicks' keyboard is the one from the typewriter in the opening titles of 'Murder She Wrote'.

John Lucas likes to paint his toenails in pretty colours.

Ellie got bored of the game Hop Scotch, when she found out it wasn't a drinking game.

EllieJP likes to spend her evenings boiling spiders to their death and then making jewelry out of the dead bodies.

Darren Pomroy murdered Jill Dando.

Jack Massey supplied Darren with the gun that killed Jill Dando.

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