For example I could say...
EllieJP lives in a filing cabinet in the Slovenian embassy in Prague. She picks fights with velvet curtains and it's her ambition to discover a cure for baldness.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you
Tuumble's avatar is actually an accurate photographical representation of his head.
Zoo rides around the whole of the UK checking bins to see if they have cats trapped in them.
Sootyj is in fact the bastard love child of children's puppets Sooty and Sweep!
Bigfella is actually Henry VIII he killed a Galifreyan Timelord and commandered his Tardis.
His one aim to bring the secret of KFC back to Tudor times.
Sootyj has AIDS.
Nat Wicks gave him it.
Nil Putters is jealous.
Nat's only called Wicks 'cos of the number of guys who get on her.
He said unfounded!! 
Nat Wicks is Scat's mum.
Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 5:49 PM BSTNat's only called Wicks 'cos of the number of guys who get on her.
Sooty is King of the water melons.
Nil Putters is banded from 300 war memorials for needless polishing.
Constitutional monarch, they have a parliament with legislative authority.
Sootyj is David Cameron.
Nat Wicks is named after the hardware store on account of being popular with builders.
Because she's good value and open late.
The J in sootyj stands for jizzrag, because he likes to wank in chimneys.
Ironically, Lee Henman is part cock, part man.