I wasn't ASKING for a rape. I'd actually slightly prefer it if there was no sexual violence. But I just remembered Charley is going.
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You know you've never been before and you're mocking are simple ways.
I suppose you're going to laugh at the giant Alan Whicker Man we use for our pagan sacrifices?
Yes. Hysterically.
I'm only coming to cause trouble. I'm a trouble causer.
A twisted trouble causer?
Can you stand on a table at some point in the evening and do your comedy jokes at us?
Which one of us?
She said comedy. 
So you'll not be wearing pants again?
Man with hilarious malformed genitalia that you are.
Allllllllllllllllll of you.
I could do my impression of Kabumbo?
Quote: zooo @ August 25 2010, 5:53 PM BSTCan you stand on a table at some point in the evening and do your comedy jokes at us?
You'll have to talk to my agent. I don't do charity gigs.
Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 5:56 PM BSTSo you'll not be wearing pants again?
Man with hilarious malformed genitalia that you are.
Alas I'm not attending, or you could've got a good look.
Bub they're all over the internet.
Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 5:57 PM BSTI could do my impression of Kabumbo?
Talking of hilariously malformed genitalia. 
Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 5:59 PM BSTBub they're all over the internet.
Publicity shots. Nothing exclusive.
Quote: Gavin @ August 25 2010, 5:58 PM BSTYou'll have to talk to my agent. I don't do charity gigs.
Boooooo!