I read the news today oh boy! Page 217

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 25 2010, 9:40 AM BST

'I don't know what the fuss is about. It's just a cat.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1305751/Cat-bin-woman-Mary-Bale-Whats-fuss-Its-just-cat.html?ito=feeds-newsxml#ixzz0xbaY56K1

ROAR

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Yeah she's really dug herself a hole there.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 25 2010, 9:40 AM BST

He's only going to kill it for public sympathy like he did his other one.

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Cor blimey Nat - that's a bit nasty.

It's a bit Frankie Boyle that one!
Is it in your set?

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2010, 8:42 AM BST

Surely Patsy

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nah he's a dexys midnight runners fan

so her name would be 'cameron eileen'

Eep that is a bit close to the bone, isn't it ? That's definitely one for home use only ! Sorry kids. And no it'd certainly not in my set. I'm afraid you might has seen a glimpse of the true Nat now..

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 25 2010, 10:05 AM BST

Eep that is a bit close to the bone, isn't it ? That's definitely one for home use only ! Sorry kids. And no it'd certainly not in my set. I'm afraid you might has seen a glimpse of the true Nat now..

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So is it true that you eat babies live on stage?

Quote: Nogget @ August 25 2010, 10:08 AM BST

So is it true that you eat babies live on stage?

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I had to stop doing that due to those NSPCC hippies giving me a hard time. I've swapped onto puppies now.

And now some news of greater gravitas, Christwire is reporting that Chinese scientists have created pandagators:

http://christwire.org/2010/08/chinese-scientists-create-pandagators/

Quote: Griff @ August 24 2010, 4:26 PM BST

My favourite YouTube comment so far:

"That's disgusting behavior. Green wheelie bins are for garden waste only, cats go in the blue bin."

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Not forgetting todays Sun headline; "It's a Fur Cop"

I'm surprised how popular cats are though as they are annoying whiney little ponces.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 25 2010, 9:40 AM BST

He's only going to kill it for public sympathy like he did his other one.

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Thanks Nat for saving me making that joke!

I think that cat bitch should be buried in a giant litter tray which a 1,000,000 cats have shat im.

Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 12:55 PM BST

Thanks Nat for saving me making that joke!

I think that cat bitch should be buried in a giant litter tray which a 1,000,000 cats have shat im.

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Thank God someone is as mean as I am. I was beginning to think I was the only soulless c**t around here.

Aparently there's CCTV footage of Cameron dumping Ivan in a wheelie bin.

Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 1:09 PM BST

Aparently there's CCTV footage of Cameron dumping Ivan in a wheelie bin.

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Nooooooo.

This is not funny.