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They'd need a writer like....Ayub Khan-Din's calibre.

Quote: Griff @ August 24 2010, 10:51 PM BST

*presses BCG panic button*

Perhaps in the circumstances you shouldn't have pressed any buttons.

Djinn and Chronic.

An Islamic demon and a west coast rapper in a crazy flatshare.

Quote: Griff @ August 24 2010, 9:59 PM BST

It's possible that the great Muslim sitcom which becomes the 21st century classic national treasure the BBC are hoping and praying for could be written by some atheistic ginge from the Isle Of Wight, who's looked up all about Muslims on funnyforeigners.com. But I think more likely to come from someone writing from their own life experience.

I think I'll write one which revolves around around a Muslim whose had his spine severed by a Saudi doctor by way of punishment.

Wheelchairs. Islam. Science.

What more could the BBC want?

I think I'll call it spineless

And what about the Chinese/Vietnamese/Koreans/Italians/French/Polish/Australian/Canadians....did I forget any?

Quote: bushbaby @ August 24 2010, 11:18 PM BST

And what about the Chinese/Vietnamese/Koreans/Italians/French/Polish/Australian/Canadians....did I forget any?

I think, bushbaby, that you are making the mistake of thinking diversity is about appealing to checklists.

Quote: Badge @ August 24 2010, 11:20 PM BST

I think, bushbaby, that you are making the mistake of thinking diversity is about appealing to checklists.

I suspect that would put her well in with the BBC.

Quote: Timbo @ August 24 2010, 11:21 PM BST

I suspect that would put her well in with the BBC.

I think you are making the same mistake.

Quote: Griff @ August 24 2010, 11:22 PM BST

Czechs! That's another one we forgot.

>_<

Quote: Badge @ August 24 2010, 11:23 PM BST

I think you are making the same mistake.

Having worked n the HR department of a large public sector organisation I have come to think of diversity in terms of checklists and quotas. But I am sure those creative types at the BBC are nothing like that.

Quote: Timbo @ August 24 2010, 11:28 PM BST

Having worked n the HR department of a large public sector organisation I have come to think of diversity in terms of checklists and quotas. But I am sure those creative types at the BBC are nothing like that.

I'm fairly confident the creative types are nothing like that. I wouldn't be quite as confident about managers.

It's about multi culture, isn't it?

Anyway - let's not forget there's a cbeebies competition as well.

I've got high hopes for this with my hilarious courtroom-based sitcom where Jesus prosecutes Richard Dawkin after it turns out Dawkin is responsible for global-warming because he ripped the burkha of a muslim woman and threw a bacon sarnie at a jew.

The kids'll love it!

Quote: Frantically @ August 24 2010, 11:38 PM BST

Anyway - let's not forget there's a cbeebies competition as well.

I am unable to write for that as I am outside the target demographic.

Quote: bushbaby @ August 24 2010, 11:34 PM BST

It's about multi culture, isn't it?

Is that where you grow tomatoes as well as cucumbers?

Quote: Timbo @ August 24 2010, 11:44 PM BST

Is that where you grow tomatoes as well as cucumbers?

Now that's too British, Timbo. Perhaps add, French onions, Chillies, Kiwis......

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