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I read the news today oh boy! Page 215

Quote: Griff @ August 24 2010, 4:26 PM BST

My favourite YouTube comment so far:

"That's disgusting behavior. Green wheelie bins are for garden waste only, cats go in the blue bin."

Laughing out loud

:D

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 24 2010, 3:22 PM BST

How do we know she's not Sooty? We don't know!

Ask yo mama where I was at the time.

She's ma sexy alibi.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 4:54 PM BST

Ask yo mama where I was at the time.

She's ma sexy alibi.

So you were the weeping flasher she was telling me about; well, well!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 24 2010, 4:56 PM BST

So you were the sweeping flasher she was telling me about; well, well!

It's not my fault the council will only pay for the top half of my uniform.

Weeping from where? :/

I bet lots of other people will now put cats in bins; copycat crimes.

The lids do look like giant cat flaps.

Quote: Leevil @ August 24 2010, 5:33 PM BST

The lids do look like giant pussy flaps.

Back on the sex offenders register...again?

Do you get nectar points or something?

I heard your mum does nectar points.

I heard your mum's in the Park catalogue.

I heard your mum can't park.

What?

No, wait. You mum has sex on sailors for 5p.

Yeah.

Jeremy Kyle bought a new lie detector big enough for your entire family.

Jeremy Kyle didn't bother with your family because he thought they were too low brow.

Your cats are such whores they chuck themselves in bins,

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