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Quote: Leevil @ August 24 2010, 4:45 PM BST

I'm drinking coconut and pineapple juice. It's oddly quite nice.

Not as good as taking a whole coconut, punching in two of the three 'eyelets' at the top, then drink a little bit of the coconut juice to make room and then pour in a measure of Bacardi.

Shake and drink direct from one of the 'eyelet' holes.

Yuuuuuuuuummmmm!

I've changed my mind anyway. Probably going to do some sort of cod thing now.

Quote: Ben @ August 24 2010, 6:56 PM BST

I've changed my mind anyway. Probably going to do some sort of cod thing now.

By the looks of it, Waitrose only stock UK rose veal anywho ! Go for it.

The only reason for warning is that central Europe, where most veal is produced, still uses the crate system where days old calves are locked in a 2x4 foot crate and liquid fed before they're killed before they're 5 months old. This was banned in the UK in the 90s.

Suffering meat makes the most sweet.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 7:11 PM BST

Suffering meat makes the most sweet.

Is that how you justify masturbating 17 hours a day?

Laughing out loud Love you Nat!

I fear that Nat will post obsessively for a month or two before she starts saying "Oh. That place.".

Quote: Ben @ August 24 2010, 7:23 PM BST

I fear that Nat will post obsessively for a month or two before she starts saying "Oh. That place.".

You think you're goint to get rid of me that easily ?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 24 2010, 7:17 PM BST

Is that how you justify masturbating 17 hours a day?

Nah it's cos I work for a Quango.

Us quangocrats are all professional wankers.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 7:26 PM BST

Nah it's cos I work for a Quango.

Us quangocrats are all professional wankers.

Why do you think I work from home ?

Why doncha ask your coleagues?

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 7:29 PM BST

Why doncha ask your coleagues?

They complained.

When you asked? My word they're all ass holes!

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 7:33 PM BST

When you asked? My word they're all ass holes!

It was the emails that did it.

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