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I read the news today oh boy! Page 213

*puts on mink coat*

Quote: Leevil @ August 24 2010, 3:08 PM BST

*throws red paint on forums*

:P

Could mine be pillar box red please? I'm very fond of that colour.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 24 2010, 3:05 PM BST

I'm sure the RSPCA will go for a cruelty prosecution won't they ?

Hopefully she'll have been strung up before then.

:D

You're all bastards!

Whereas she is bloody lovely I suppose!

She was keeping Britain's streets tidy.

Quote: Leevil @ August 24 2010, 3:08 PM BST

Oh, no. A woman puts a cat in a bin for a bit! :O

Let's ignore the mindless slaughter of millions of animals everyday for your chicken nuggets!

*throws red paint on forums*

:P

Food chain. Supremacy. Yum. There was no point to putting a little kitten in a bin. Obtuse fool.

*puts on vegan coat*

I'm lovely.

Quote: Aaron @ August 24 2010, 3:14 PM BST

*puts on vegan coat*

Ethical Aaron.

Quote: zooo @ August 24 2010, 3:13 PM BST

Whereas she is bloody lovely I suppose!

Maybe she saw that kitten kill a bunch of babies earlier? Or she was short sighted and thought it was a discarded hairy coke can that could move? We don't know!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 24 2010, 3:15 PM BST

Maybe she saw that kitten kill a bunch of babies earlier? Or she was short sighted and thought it was a discarded hairy coke can that could move? We don't know!

If only she was a member of this forum.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 24 2010, 3:19 PM BST

If only she was a member of this forum.

How do we know she's not Sooty? We don't know!

Did you see the most recent on this ? To be questioned by RSPCA but not police as she has not commited a criminal offence. Police are not offering protection.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/24/cat-wheelie-bin-rspca

Cat shit through her letter box for the rest of her life, please!
At the very least.

Now that would be an interesting Blue Peter appeal.

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