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I read the news today oh boy! Page 211

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 7:04 AM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOuCjzVAO_w

Evil f**king cat bitch.

cat litter?

Quote: zooo @ August 24 2010, 10:36 AM BST

The dick.

I pray that you meant "The stud".

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100824/tuk-woman-who-put-cat-in-bin-identified-45dbed5.html

Oh lovely!
The woman is being protected by the police.
I assume they're doing f**k all to punish the old goat, then.

String the f**king bitch up.

Now now, she might be a mental.

Don't care really.
Still needs teaching it's wrong!

Maybe if she's a mental I might be more forgiving. She's probably just an even old witch though.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 24 2010, 1:35 PM BST

Now now, she might be a mental.

She has to be a mental. Although, it was rather calculating.

Quote: zooo @ August 24 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Don't care really.
Still needs teaching it's wrong!

Hanging is a bit too terminal to be called "teaching" though. Isn't it? I mean I'm not a moral compass or anything...

Quote: David Bussell @ August 24 2010, 1:38 PM BST

Hanging is a bit too terminal to be called "teaching" though. Isn't it? I mean I'm not a moral compass or anything...

To be fair that was me who said to string her up!

And for the record, I am against the death penalty.

Lol, I didn't say hang her!

Although...

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 24 2010, 1:31 PM BST

String the f**king bitch up.

I thought it was a cat?

And one can be quite malignant without needing mental health problems.

I think she should be punished sharply. Fine or community service.

Animal cruelty is a real gateway crime.

Being as you're both women I'm counting you as one.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 1:47 PM BST

Animal cruelty is a real gateway crime.

Yes, but only so long as you partake of it yourself, right? I mean one can still be a model of mental health and eat a KFC.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 24 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Being as you're both women I'm counting you as one.

Very fair.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 24 2010, 1:48 PM BST

Yes, but only so long as you partake of it yourself, right? I mean one can still be a model of mental health and eat a KFC.

Don't know about. Have you seen the people who eat at KFC? I mean to say.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2010, 1:47 PM BST

Animal cruelty is a real gateway crime.

How do we know the cat didn't enjoy its time in the bin? Perhaps there were cushions to laze on and fish to eat?

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