Hello, welcome to the board.
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hello, I'm new around here...
i write stuff(mostly in lower case).
Hopefully with some upper case too..
HI !
Quote: eightball @ August 23 2010, 7:55 PM BSThello, I'm new around here...
i write stuff(mostly in lower case).
Hello and welcome.
I'm afraid you'll have to get that part of your writing sorted though! https://www.comedy.co.uk/info/terms_of_use/#BoardRules
Quote: roscoff @ August 2 2010, 2:47 PM BSTWhy isn't my name Austin Hawk
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I once met an American pilot called Randy Flick. What a guy.
Oh yeah, welcome aboard Cosmic.
Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 8:25 PM BSTHello and welcome.
I'm afraid you'll have to get that part of your writing sorted though! https://www.comedy.co.uk/info/terms_of_use/#BoardRules
well, in that case you can get quietly f**ked.
bye.
Quote: eightball @ August 24 2010, 8:49 PM BSTwell, in that case you can get quietly f**ked.
bye.
No manners but what a critic!
Hello & welcome my friend
Quote: James Cotter @ July 29 2010, 12:13 PM BST
Hello.
Your picture (James Cotter) makes you look like a rampant rapist!
Please do let me know if you are & where you stalk. I can be there in as quick a time as you please.
PS. Not in the bum though please!
Hello, I'm old here.
Quote: eightball @ August 24 2010, 8:49 PM BSTwell, in that case you can get quietly f**ked.
bye.
You old romantic! 
Hello New
Quote: eightball @ August 24 2010, 8:49 PM BSTwell, in that case you can get quietly f**ked.
bye.
Gutted. I like a quiet f**k.
Sssshhhh, keep quiet Ellie.
Quote: Charley @ August 24 2010, 9:00 PM BSTHello & welcome my friend
Your picture (James Cotter) makes you look like a rampant rapist!
Please do let me know if you are & where you stalk. I can be there in as quick a time as you please.PS. Not in the bum though please!
What a lovely way with words you have. Isn't it usually traditional that the stalker asks where you are rather then the person being stalked although I'm quite happy to break with tradition just this once, only for you 
Hello and welcome 