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Quote: Rob H @ August 23 2010, 2:06 PM BST

That bloke who used to go out with Kelly Brook? *ignores John's made up rule*

Ooops. :$

*anyway, I mean, all rules are, like, 'made up', yeah?*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 23 2010, 2:10 PM BST

Ooops. :$

*anyway, I mean, all rules are, like, 'made up', yeah?*

I don't care man, cos I like, ignore them y'know? Cool

Quote: Rob H @ August 23 2010, 2:14 PM BST

I don't care man, cos I like, ignore them y'know? Cool

You the man. I live my life within the rules, otherwise I get well saucy.

Robyn didn't know where the day had gone until she thought "Oh, yeah, postcard". Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ August 23 2010, 10:21 AM BST

Ellie is catching up on a months worth of filing.

Toenails grown too long?

Sootyj has made an absolute prat of himself at work by not properly reading a site on sex therapy.

An absolute and complete prat.

This sounds like a good story. Carry on.

http://www.tlc-trust.org.uk/welcome/page3.html

I was looking up educational resources for adults with disabilities on sexuality. And dating agencies for people with social/learning difficulties.

I found this one and gamely forwarded it on (I was busy and not concentrating honest guv). And only when I found several of my coleagues, did I realise quite what I'd been suggesting....

HOOKERS FOR THE DIFFERENTLY ABLED. I'm shocked, Sooty.

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2010, 4:30 PM BST

http://www.tlc-trust.org.uk/welcome/page3.html

:D
"My client is into enema sex. Can you do this, if so how much? Or can you recommend a specialist locally?"

What the flip is 'enema sex'?

For flips sake I thought it was "sexual surrogacy" like they have in the Netherlands.

I'm usually the model of probity at work.

Where's chipolata gone, the tart.
He stopped on 18000 posts.

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2010, 4:53 PM BST

Where's chipolata gone, the tart.
He stopped on 18000 posts.

He's gone from Facebook too!

The absolute tart.

I killed him.

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