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Quote: roscoff @ August 23 2010, 11:25 AM BST

Roscoff is now semi excited at the prospect of going to Ireland on a concert tour Friday. My last weekend as the player of a cornet/trumpet. Still, a good way to bow out.

Didn't you quit and play a 'last concert' about a year ago...?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 23 2010, 12:20 PM BST

Hi there Rob (you lay about teacher).

How is married life?

It's pretty much the same as it was before, which is a good thing.:) It's particularly good today because I'm at home in London while my wife is in Derbyshire. Hence bed-telly.

Cool

Did she go on a hen weekend?

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 12:35 PM BST

Did she go on a hen weekend?

Nope, she's gone up to the in-laws. I'm kitten-sitting, which is easy as they just live behind the settee. Rubbish pets.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Quote: Rob H @ August 23 2010, 12:41 PM BST

I'm kitten-sitting

Don't sit on kittens!

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2010, 12:45 PM BST

Don't sit on kittens!

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2010, 12:45 PM BST

Don't sit on kittens!

But they is under the sofa, zooo. Where else is one to sit?

The correct manner of things, is for them to sit on you.

Tempt them out with some foods.

They must be scared of you. I was always covered in kittens.

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2010, 12:49 PM BST

The correct manner of things, is for them to sit on you.

Tempt them out with some foods.

They do venture out, and they're fine if I'm sat there. But if I stand up there is a flurried blur of black fluff.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 23 2010, 12:49 PM BST

They must be scared of you. I was always covered in kittens.

:(

If the stand up doesn't work out you could always get a job at the Samaritans Nat.

Quote: Rob H @ August 23 2010, 12:53 PM BST

They do venture out, and they're fine if I'm sat there. But if I stand up there is a flurried blur of black fluff.

Aww, well be nice and non loud, and they might get used to you soon.
What are they called?

Quote: Rob H @ August 23 2010, 12:53 PM BST

:(

If the stand up doesn't work out you could always get a job at the Samaritans Nat.

I'll drive you to Beachy Head if you like ? Ey ?

You should lay down near them. Cats are very big on the status thing, and if you are down on their level they are a lot more likely to come explore.

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2010, 12:54 PM BST

Aww, well be nice and non loud, and they might get used to you soon.
What are they called?

They are called Cocoa and Molly. It would have been Lewis and Macgyver, but the stupid things turned out to be girl cats. (I <3 them really)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 23 2010, 12:54 PM BST

I'll drive you to Beachy Head if you like ? Ey ?

You should lay down near them. Cats are very big on the status thing, and if you are down on their level they are a lot more likely to come explore.

That sounds like good advice. Thanks Nat.

Awww. One of my kitties was called Coco.

Quote: zooo @ August 23 2010, 1:01 PM BST

Awww. One of my kitties was called Coco.

Are you calling me a copycat? [/hilarious]

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