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Conspiracy? Page 4

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 23 2010, 12:09 AM BST

A few stats for Badge

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/08/19/poll-only-a-third-of-americans-say-obama-is-christian-almost-one-in-five-say-hes-muslim/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks_opinion_polls

They're not stats!

I might be daft but where does even wiki say that the things you said earlier?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 22 2010, 11:47 PM BST

I wanted to hear any stories about Historical Anomalies, theories about the orgins of man, strange creatures, anything unbelievable & mysterious that doesn't have to go under the banner of Conspiracy thory.

Well, there are predictions (Nostradamus et al) about an anti-Christ around about now - I find that Obama matches an uncannily large number of the clues and details outlined.

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 12:36 AM BST

Well, there are predictions (Nostradamus et al) about an anti-Christ around about now - I find that Obama matches an uncannily large number of the clues and details outlined.

He's not the anti-Christ, he's just a shitty president.

And human being.

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 12:43 AM BST

And human being.

Not really, compared to most politicians. He hasn't even cheated on his wife yet.

The worst description of all: he's a typical politician. Sick

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 12:36 AM BST

Well, there are predictions (Nostradamus et al) about an anti-Christ around about now - I find that Obama matches an uncannily large number of the clues and details outlined.

Yeah, go for inarguable stuff like Nostradamus to make the sceptics feel dumb why don't you?

Quote: Badge @ August 23 2010, 12:29 AM BST

They're not stats!

I might be daft but where does even wiki say that the things you said earlier?

I don't know what your definition of statistics are Badge but there are numbers and pie charts aplenty on that Wiki page that show a lot of Americans are suspicious. Numbers and pie charts are about as statto as I go. A quick Googling shows the Wiki page isn't false.

It's a huge subject replete with bullshit and lies and truths and half-truths and there'll never be a real truth that comes out for many decades IMO.

Like I said, I've more-or-less stopped looking at these conspiracy theories because A) it f**ks with your head too much and B) the theories are so far removed from what we perceive as our cosy reality that people actually get angry when challenged.

'Tain't worth it. :)

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 23 2010, 1:22 AM BST

the theories are so far removed from what we perceive as our cosy reality that people actually get angry when challenged.

What if they're promoting something like a flat Earth? You can understand the annoyance, no?

Mean while in a secret bunker; Bigfoot, 2 aliens, the queen (a space lizard 9 foot tall), the beat of bodmin, a panda and barrack obama (in a burqa)plot.

Alien, So how are we going to f**k with Lee this week?

Beast of Bodmin, I could leave an unexplainable big poo cat poo on his doorstep

Panda, or I could tap on his window agan?

Queen, Hadaway and shite I'll just phone him up and yell boo.

Barrack, I prefered it when he was called Perry Nuim that was funny

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 12:43 AM BST

And human being.

Yes, I heard he hollows out babies and wears them as shoes.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 22 2010, 11:41 PM BST

That 'uns been convincingly disproved a few times Nat. Look up the "Wick Effect" on Wiki and YouTube. :)

Oh well there's that ruined for me then :(

Quote: DaButt @ August 23 2010, 2:25 AM BST

What if they're promoting something like a flat Earth? You can understand the annoyance, no?

This guy is pretty annoying. I can't believe people are still debating this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wppjYDj9JUc&feature=related

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 18 2008, 3:23 PM BST

I liked the one about some bloke called Guy Fawkes who planned to blow up the Houses Of Parliament.

Just silly. You'd be hung drawn and quartered for such an act I reckon.

I heard there's actually a separate country attached to the east coast of Britain. It's like a weird parralel Britain only it's rubbish.

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