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Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2010, 9:50 PM BST

McDonald's isn't necessarily that unhealthy, particularly now that they offer a reasonably wide range of deli and salad meals.

Some chains salads can be worse than their burgers (albeit McDonald's are better, granted I'll eat my pants if I ever see someone actually order a f**king fruit bag).

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 22 2010, 9:51 PM BST

Strangely not. He has very long finger nails and smells though. He also wears very tight tops that cling to his man boobs.

He sounds terrifying!

Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2010, 9:50 PM BST

McDonald's isn't necessarily that unhealthy, particularly now that they offer a reasonably wide range of deli and salad meals.

Yeah, he's not a salad eater. And eating there is certainly less healthy than, well, not eating from there. Or Burger King. Or KFC. Or any of those places really. This bloke couldn't comprehend the idea of cooking something from scratch when I tried to explain it to him. He thought from scratch meant pouring a ready made sauce from a jar. This man used to teach children!

Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2010, 9:50 PM BST

38 Know the calorific value of everything.

Quiet, you whore. It's a woman thing, not a nerd thing.

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2010, 9:52 PM BST

He sounds terrifying!

He sounds like he should be a member on here.

Quote: Ben @ August 22 2010, 9:54 PM BST

He sounds like he should be a member on here.

There's certainly room under the bridge for one more.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 22 2010, 9:53 PM BST

Yeah, he's not a salad eater. And eating there is certainly less healthy than, well, not eating from there. Or Burger King. Or KFC. Or any of those places really. This bloke couldn't comprehend the idea of cooking something from scratch when I tried to explain it to him. He thought from scratch meant pouring a ready made sauce from a jar. This man used to teach children!

Isn't it true that you live almost entirely on Haribo, Matt?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 22 2010, 9:54 PM BST

Quiet, you whore. It's a woman thing, not a nerd thing.

Quite Nerds care not for the calorie value.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 22 2010, 9:53 PM BST

Yeah, he's not a salad eater. And eating there is certainly less healthy than, well, not eating from there. Or Burger King. Or KFC. Or any of those places really.

Not necessarily. Again. :)

Quote: Ben @ August 22 2010, 9:54 PM BST

He sounds like he should be a member on here.

Maybe he is?

Watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

It's immense!!!!!!!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 22 2010, 9:54 PM BST

Quiet, you whore. It's a woman thing, not a nerd thing.

Obsessed. You're all bloody obsessed!

Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2010, 9:56 PM BST

Not necessarily. Again. :)

Madness. If fast food places constitute a large part of your diet, it's not a good thing. Unless you are just eating a salad; but then if you are just eating a salad, what the f**k are you doing going into one of those places to get one? Parents who take their young children in one to eat should be charged with child abuse!!

I had a McDonald's the other day, I quite like the chips.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 22 2010, 10:00 PM BST

!!

I had a McDonald's the other day, I quite like the chips.

Did you flagellate yourself with venomous snakes afterwards?

Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2010, 10:03 PM BST

Did you flagellate yourself with venomous snakes afterwards?

No, I just went back to work.

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