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I read the news today oh boy! Page 207

Quote: Leevil @ August 22 2010, 1:48 AM BST

Dogs can be dangerous weapons, I just don't think all dogs are dangerous weapons. I'm not even a dog/pet fan! I just think people who don't like dogs at all a feckin' weird, cold, emotionless freaks.

Who can resist wanting to fuss over a puppy? Huh?! You dead-inside people!

Me. And kids. 'orrid brutes, the lot.

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2010, 1:50 AM BST

I like puppies. They are cute.
It's just big ugly killer dogs that are evil. ;)

Fair enough.

And let's not even start with the idea that "evil" exists!

Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2010, 1:51 AM BST

Me. And kids. 'orrid brutes, the lot.

I take it back. Dogs can sense evil, if you've had nothing but bad experiences around them.

Hehe.
If Hitler were an animal, he'd be a dog.

Quote: Leevil @ August 22 2010, 1:51 AM BST

And let's not even start with the idea that "evil" exists!

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Quote: zooo @ August 22 2010, 1:52 AM BST

Hehe.
If Hitler were an animal, he'd be a dog.

German Shepard?

Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2010, 1:53 AM BST
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Is he not just a monkey to a greater organ grinder?

Quote: Leevil @ August 22 2010, 1:53 AM BST

German Shepard?

Totes.

Quote: Leevil @ August 22 2010, 1:53 AM BST

Is he not just a monkey to a greater organ grinder?

The Pope? Cherie? Both also quite evil.

I sense a "If Evil Dictators Were Dogs" thread coming on.

Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2010, 1:54 AM BST

The Pope? Cherie? Both also quite evil.

Um, I'll take The Pope, please.

Well we know what dog Churchill was.

(If we're doing politicians.)

Oh, no, no, no, no...

Leevil.

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:D

Dogs and cats behave like bloody animals.

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2010, 1:48 AM BST

Pff. Who cares.

I just don't see why dogs have to be so aggressive. See a kitten, eat a kitten. See a baby, bite its face off. They're hardly a threat!

I just Googled for whether a cat had ever killed anyone, and just found a load of stories about how they cuddle up next to babies with fevers to warm them up (and adults). Helping seems to be their natural instinct, rather than chomping.

Wildlife charities are concerend over how only a few cats can depopulate wet lands.

If you have a cat put a bell on it's collar.

Give that vole a chance.

Word.

Has anyone heard of cat's for the blind? or sniffing out disaster victims.

Dogs can be great if brought up by caring responsible types.

Dog owners should face human prison time for dog's crimes. e.g. your dog assaults someone you get 6 months for GBH.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1145910/Cats-tagged-theyre-mass-murderers.html

http://stevecotler.com/tales/2009/05/24/house-cat-wife-murder/

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 21 2010, 5:31 PM BST

The dog owners should be punished for raising a psychologically stunted, killer dog. Can't just blame the animal.

It should be illegal to own a dog if you don't have the space and time to exercise it properly.

Most cats and dogs are killers. It is their nature, no matter how cute and lovely they are. I have trained dogs to stop chasing/attacking, but I've never been able to train a cat to stop killing birds and lizards. I thoroughly approve of cats murdering mice and rats. I am not terribly bothered when I see cats torturing insects to death. If urban cat owners allow their pet to roam outdoors (beyond their garden fence) then their kitty will run the risk of being run over or attacked by another animal.

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