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Robyn is snuffy. :(

Snuffy, Squark? What is this?

I have a coooold!

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2010, 8:39 PM BST

Snuffy, Squark? What is this?

Oh Squoodle off Leevil it's just the way we young cats chat these days.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 21 2010, 8:39 PM BST

I have a coooold!

Console Hug

I realise now, that I was trying to say squawk. That's why everyone thinks I'm being a mental.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 21 2010, 8:40 PM BST

Oh Squoodle off Leevil it's just the way we young cats chat these days.

Last time I got down with the kids, I ended up having to sign a register.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 21 2010, 8:41 PM BST

I realise now, that I was trying to say squawk. That's why everyone thinks I'm being a mental.

Laughing out loud

So it wasn't me being stupid! :P

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2010, 8:41 PM BST

Console Hug

:( Elliot is stupid.

27 Believe in The Secret, Whicker, Kaballa, Alan Whicker. What ever bollox some one can stuff in a hard back and sell for 30 squids.
28 Buy keep videos from stars who got their looks from a surgeon for 20 thousand squids.
29 Watch Big Brother.
30 Queue at toilets far more than blokes.
31 Go clubbing in 6 inch heels an act most ninjas wouldn't consider.
32 Don't get science. Methance clouds are from Venus not women!
33 Sing karoake badly.
3 Eat Special K, all the sugar of frosties all the flavour of cardboard.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 21 2010, 8:42 PM BST

:( Elliot is stupid.

*shakes fist*

EL-LI-OT!!!!!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 21 2010, 8:38 PM BST

Robyn is snuffy. :(

Frankly it's about time you spoke to the others on Sesame Street. Everyone thinks Big Bird has schizophrenia.

Laughing out loud I've told him off for it so many times in the last two days.

Okay Sooty, settle down. I think I might have accidentally unearthed some deep-seated issues here.

Nah I like firing off jokes on any subject. I'm like a forgotten whore house parrot. Pull the dustcover off the cage and get an earful.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 21 2010, 8:44 PM BST

Laughing out loud I've told him off for it so many times in the last two days.

Elliot or Big Bird or are they one and the same?

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2010, 8:47 PM BST

Elliot or Big Bird or are they one and the same?

Hmm. For threat of death I will say Elliot, not "one in the same".

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