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Sorry, I'm not going to this a lot but it seems we were lousy at Health & Safety too...

At Pentlow on Monday last, a boy aged 14years, Walter Harrington, employed by Mr.Orbell (either Pentlow Street or Bower Hall G.H.) was leading a young horse out to be fed, he had tied the halter round his wrist. It is thought by some means the horse was frightened and ran away, dragging the poor boy with it. He was found by Chas. Orbell lying near the gate, quite dead his skull being fractured and brain protruding. Accidental death.

Pentlow. Will. Orbell aged 15 years was driving Joseph Orbell's chaff cutting machine. The boy sitting in the centre became dizzy and fell off the seat, getting his fingers caught in the cogs and smashing his hands. Medical aid summoned and he went well for three days, but Messrs. Waring and Barnett decided to amputate below the elbow, skillfully and successful performed.

On Fri.last a boy named Braybrook, in the employ of Robt.Orbell, was engaged in hedging, he slipped and fell upon a pointed stake which entered his body, Dr.Waring was sent for and we are glad to say the case is progressing.

Two of these cases happened six months apart.inside

Ben really must go knock some toast up.

I'm going to Tynemouth fleamarket this morning :D Huzzah ! I aim to have 2 new retro games consoles by the end of this weekend.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 21 2010, 10:03 AM BST

I'm going to Tynemouth fleamarket this morning :D Huzzah ! I aim to have 2 new retro games consoles by the end of this weekend.

You retro woman, you.

Quote: Tuumble @ August 21 2010, 9:40 AM BST

At Pentlow on Monday last, a boy aged 14years, Walter Harrington, employed by Mr.Orbell (either Pentlow Street or Bower Hall G.H.) was leading a young horse out to be fed, he had tied the halter round his wrist. It is thought by some means the horse was frightened and ran away, dragging the poor boy with it. He was found by Chas. Orbell lying near the gate, quite dead his skull being fractured and brain protruding. Accidental death.

Pentlow. Will. Orbell aged 15 years was driving Joseph Orbell's chaff cutting machine. The boy sitting in the centre became dizzy and fell off the seat, getting his fingers caught in the cogs and smashing his hands. Medical aid summoned and he went well for three days, but Messrs. Waring and Barnett decided to amputate below the elbow, skillfully and successful performed.

On Fri.last a boy named Braybrook, in the employ of Robt.Orbell, was engaged in hedging, he slipped and fell upon a pointed stake which entered his body, Dr.Waring was sent for and we are glad to say the case is progressing.

Sick

My parents just bought this summer home in the mountains of North Carolina. (That's where Floridians go to escape the heat and flatness.)

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/169-Shadow-Lane_Murphy_NC_28906_1121405511

Now I have another place to stay when I want to get away from it all.

Aw, it's cute.
I like the mysterious sounding address too.

Quote: Tuumble @ August 21 2010, 8:45 AM BST

One of my direct descendents

Sure about that?

Quote: Tuumble @ August 21 2010, 9:40 AM BST

:D

Sorry, I'm not going to this a lot but it seems we were lousy at Health & Safety too...

At Pentlow on Monday last, a boy aged 14years, Walter Harrington, employed by Mr.Orbell (either Pentlow Street or Bower Hall G.H.) was leading a young horse out to be fed, he had tied the halter round his wrist. It is thought by some means the horse was frightened and ran away, dragging the poor boy with it. He was found by Chas. Orbell lying near the gate, quite dead his skull being fractured and brain protruding. Accidental death.

Ah, what a shame: Who knows what Walter Harrington's decendents might have accomplished in this world if your ancestor's horse hadn't killed him by bolting.

On the other hand is this not "evolution in action", increasing the overall IQ of the human race, as young Walter should not have been so daft as to tie the halter to his wrist.

PS: where are you getting this personal history stuff from?

We've got a puppy!

Did you mean to?

What's it called?
Pics please!

Quote: Aaron @ August 21 2010, 1:07 PM BST

Sure about that?

Laughing out loud

Er yeah, that was a bit dumb.

You knew what I meant Mr Pinictecktteccyy! :D

Quote: billwill @ August 21 2010, 1:38 PM BST

PS: where are you getting this personal history stuff from?

Found it by fluke here: http://www.foxearth.org.uk/newspapers.html

I always thought we were a Lincolnshire family and we have been for last 200 years but before that it was all Suffolk and around Clare in particular. In fact, an Orbell still has a grocers there.

After being contacted by a relative a year or so ago I'm able to trace my direct line back to 1515 and nearly everyone is either from Lincolnshire or Suffolk.

Quote: bigfella @ August 21 2010, 3:08 PM BST

We've got a puppy!

I WANT ONE ! What kind of puppy? What have you called him/her ?

6 DAYS UNTIL FIRST STANDUP AND I AM MASSIVELY UNDER PREPARED. Should probably get off here, and work on it.

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