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*threatens rain*

Easy! Don't make it cry.

Drizzle, innit?

Damn, it's so hot tonight. Why?!

Thermals?

No, it's just the way I'm sat.

It's still 100F and the sun is getting ready to set. It makes for great beer-drinking weather.

DaButt - Thermometer Man!

I never know the temperature around here. It's either jacket weather, or not.

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2010, 1:51 AM BST

DaButt - Thermometer Man!

I never know the temperature around here. It's either jacket weather, or not.

I have a Firefox plugin that slaps the temperature right down near the date/clock. When you live somewhere where the temperature can be deadly it pays to know how hot it is outside. (Doesn't stop us from drinking beer, of course ...)

Ahh, I see. The temperature can be deadly here too - some bugger can grumble you to death about it...

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2010, 1:40 AM BST

Damn, it's so hot tonight. Why?!

Whistling nnocently

I'm drinking 22-ounce bottles of my 9.5% Scottish Ale and they taste FANTASTIC. I conducted a taste test on the street and everyone agreed.

I'm gonna quit my job and become a brewmaster.

Quote: DaButt @ August 21 2010, 2:04 AM BST

I'm gonna quit my job and become a brewmaster.

Is that the American Dream?

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2010, 2:05 AM BST

Is that the American Dream?

Nah, that would be sleeping with sluts while brewing 10% beer that kills commies dead.

Quote: DaButt @ August 21 2010, 2:09 AM BST

Nah, that would be sleeping with sluts while brewing 10% beer that kills commies dead.

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Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2010, 2:11 AM BST
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That should be the Texas flag if you want to bestow the appropriate honor.

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