Nope.
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Apparently not.
Ellie is trying to walk in new high heels and failing miserably. 
Quote: Will Cam @ August 20 2010, 3:28 PM BSTYes I am quite a confident type Zooo. Weddings are dead easy anyway because people will laugh at anything! All the expectation is on the best man anyway, poor sod.
Yes, I suppose everyone expects him to be funny.
You'll probably show him up! Ha.
Does the dad go first or what?
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2010, 3:27 PM BSTProof that people who get tattoos are retards.
My favourite is tattoos that are spelled wrong.
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2010, 3:58 PM BSTMy favourite is tattoos that are spelled wrong.
Do you remember when David Beckham had that tattoo that was supposed to say Victoria in a different language.
And when translated it seemed to have an H in there for no reason.
What a silly Chunt. 
By the way that Britney one is terrifying
but quite lifelike in bits.
Yikes. >_<
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2010, 3:59 PM BSTYes, I suppose everyone expects him to be funny.
You'll probably show him up! Ha.
Does the dad go first or what?
Yes, FOTB goes first. I hope I don't show him up, rather inspire him 
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2010, 4:05 PM BSTYikes. >_<
One correspondent said: "I bet he's unemployed"
Ellie is a bit tipsy at work.
Tattoos are shit. For pikeys, chavs and people who believe themselves to be individuals. You won't see Bussell, Ricketts and Stott with one.
I bought a scratch card earlier and won £5! Hurrah!
Later, as I'd half-expected to lose my money on the first card, I decided to buy another and I won again - this time it was £10! Double Hurrah!!
...then I won another £10!
...then another tenner!
...and then yet another!
Forty quid all on the same scratch card. Not a big sum I know but I've never known to get two wins on the same card let alone four. 
Not feeling well.
But well done Tumble.
What's up BigFella?
Ta bigfella - sorry to hear you're not feeling well. Been on the sauce? We had chips for tea too. 
Don't know. Feeling a bit pissed off today.
Then two crumpets didn't agree with me.
And a little nervous about this interview I did.