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Nope.

Apparently not.

Ellie is trying to walk in new high heels and failing miserably. :(

Quote: Will Cam @ August 20 2010, 3:28 PM BST

Yes I am quite a confident type Zooo. Weddings are dead easy anyway because people will laugh at anything! All the expectation is on the best man anyway, poor sod.

Yes, I suppose everyone expects him to be funny.
You'll probably show him up! Ha.
Does the dad go first or what?

Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2010, 3:27 PM BST

Proof that people who get tattoos are retards.

My favourite is tattoos that are spelled wrong.

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Quote: zooo @ August 20 2010, 3:58 PM BST

My favourite is tattoos that are spelled wrong.

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Do you remember when David Beckham had that tattoo that was supposed to say Victoria in a different language.
And when translated it seemed to have an H in there for no reason.

What a silly Chunt.
:$ Whistling nnocently

By the way that Britney one is terrifying
but quite lifelike in bits.

Yikes. >_<

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Quote: zooo @ August 20 2010, 3:59 PM BST

Yes, I suppose everyone expects him to be funny.
You'll probably show him up! Ha.
Does the dad go first or what?

Yes, FOTB goes first. I hope I don't show him up, rather inspire him :P

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2010, 4:05 PM BST

Yikes. >_<

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Laughing out loud

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One correspondent said: "I bet he's unemployed"

Laughing out loud

Ellie is a bit tipsy at work.

Tattoos are shit. For pikeys, chavs and people who believe themselves to be individuals. You won't see Bussell, Ricketts and Stott with one.

I bought a scratch card earlier and won £5! Hurrah!

Later, as I'd half-expected to lose my money on the first card, I decided to buy another and I won again - this time it was £10! Double Hurrah!!

...then I won another £10!

...then another tenner!

...and then yet another!

Forty quid all on the same scratch card. Not a big sum I know but I've never known to get two wins on the same card let alone four. :)

Not feeling well.

But well done Tumble.

What's up BigFella?

Ta bigfella - sorry to hear you're not feeling well. Been on the sauce? We had chips for tea too. ;)

Don't know. Feeling a bit pissed off today.

Then two crumpets didn't agree with me.

And a little nervous about this interview I did.

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