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'Thinking about Edinburgh'

I've been there on business, I've been there for pleasure
I've been there for love - it was a moment to treasure
but this time it's a combo, a combo of all three
with my wife and firstborn, a joy beyond measure...

Quote: James Cotter @ August 18 2010, 11:46 AM BST

How casual you told that showbiz story. I wish I could meet Rik, Laurence and Maurice. You're a lucky guy knowing them.

I've been fixing & supplying computers to Laurence & Maurice since about 1988.

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James de Cottier sounds quite good.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 18 2010, 10:38 PM BST

Who doesn't.

I'm fighting off a mild panic attack. Just sunk in that my first open spot is only 9 days away and I've just cut a minute from my set because I can't make it work. I have to make up another minute, edit it and then memorise and practice. I'm very very very nervous.

Well if all else fails, just get your tits out and start flicking them. That could use up a good couple of minutes.

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2010, 1:16 AM BST

Well if all else fails, just get your tits out and start flicking them. That could use up a good couple of minutes.

Maybe. We don't know what her tits are like.

*tuts*

Sexists.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 19 2010, 9:28 AM BST

*tuts*

Sexists.

If they didn't want sexist comments, they wouldn't have breasts.

Quote: chipolata @ August 19 2010, 9:32 AM BST

If they didn't want sexist comments, they wouldn't have breasts.

True. Very true. Now shut up and get yer knackers out for the lads.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 19 2010, 9:32 AM BST

True. Very true. Now shut up and get yer knackers out for the lads.

My knackers never go in.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2010, 11:03 PM BST

Bootcamp?
As in taking a month off work, or as in it fits around work?

No, at 7am in the morning three times a week, I go through drills focussing on cardio, or weights.

Woke this morning to be informed it's Thursday - not Friday as I thought. Bad news you might think, except I'm off work so the news is sweeter than a baby penguin stuffed full of honey.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2010, 10:15 AM BST

No, at 7am in the morning three times a week, I go through drills focussing on cardio, or weights.

What happened with all that wheezy chest trouble you had?

It's still there. I just have to live with it.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2010, 10:27 AM BST

It's still there. I just have to live with it.

Enough about your boyfriend, what about your chesty trouble? :P

Come come Chip, you know I'll run away with you when the time is right.

Basically after having loads of tests done they don't know what it is. Sometimes it's really bad and I feel like I can't get enough air in my lungs, it can be triggered by stress, exercise or even nothing.

And it's not asthma?

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